by The_Bad_Seed 42 Replies latest jw friends
AHA!!!
thank you all for the emails.....it is what I thought it was and much more....
ummm excuse me district OverBEER...can I be in charge of FL....I promise not to abuse my alcohol authority.
Carry on.....alll...and the drinking shall commmence!
Spice of the newly informed
Maybe we should create a website (Kuro5hin.org style) for UADNA! Filled with funny articles etc. and Overbeerial advice perhaps?
SYN....then the unseen would be seen...is that like a self-fulfilling prophecy?
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
my email is now open........
The fizz has gone out of the UADNA. It's openly discussed and bandied about at tea parties... It seems we're witnessing the beginning of the end of the UADNA.
Hmmm...it only the beginning of the end or prophesying about end times prophecy...some UADNA members have to be the public sacrificial goats, and get crucified by unbelievers in order that our destiny and beer glasses are fully filled and refilled....
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Personally I'm glad that so many JWDites are "exposing themselves" to us by opening their emails - this can only be a good thing, and we will send you spiritual food at the proper time soon enough!
And since when did UADNA members have TEA PARTIES? That is a sin against the One On High, and should be punished by spanking and forced ingestion of Tequila. It is a disgrace to UADNA to drink tea or any other non-alcoholic beverage at a UADNA "get-together"! That's almost as bad as singing Kingdom Songs and not changing the lyrics! Shame on you! A local needs post is in order here....
incense, we may have to sway your attitude to one of mildness in regards the UADNA...this may require massive amounts of beer/spiritual food and a good spanking.
will Father Naeblis administer it? i may reconsider if that is the case...
Syn.
Sorry for the delay in my reply,Ive been round the pub with the E man,to answer your question,yes,the spiritual uplift will keep members wobbeling for weeks,even the spirits that go bump in the night,,,,,Oh no ,,,,,Ive said too much,,,,,,theres a knock at the door,,,,,,,,,,,
Thanks for the Info.
I didn't know how deep UADNA went into the borg, kinda scary I didn't notice before.
