by Francois 25 Replies latest jw friends
Since my plane will be certified for transoceanic travel by the end of summer, I want to make plans now to attend the next Apostofest in Oz. I would like to start now making my multi-hop plans for getting over there.
Why don't you get online now and give me some information that I'll need to make my plans. My IM is online.
When did you say the next Apostofest is going to be? Also, I'll need your street address, or at least the name of your street.
Standing By,
Francois
Yeah, right. Planning on landing a plane on Beck's roof, eh?
Ozzie
Fly south, turn left at the bottom of Africa, Australia's the big place out you left side window.
I'm not Beck (obviously) but I've sent you an email about the questions you asked, since Beck doesn't seem to be online tonight.
turn left at the bottom of Africa
Now Mack, s'pose he's comin' the other way, you know, from good ole San Francisco or sommat? This bloke could get lost! Shall we send him a map?
Listen, Francois, just point the thing south and listen real hard. You'll soon hear the noise of them happy apostafesters gathering in Canberra!
It'll probably be R.F. you're hearing!!!!!
Cheers, Ozzie
Yeah dude.
Just fly around till you see somethin looks like a heap of grey monolithic buildings and statues, Like somethin Hitler built after he won the war.
THATS CANBERRA!
After that look for a big blue mountain, heard of the" blue mountains"? Well its not them Im talkin about. The big BLUE thing will be me! You cant miss. WE will send up a smoke signal showing ya where to land and a cold beer will be ready!!
Now R.F., can't you show this modern dude that we're real sophisticated down here? Tell him Ozzie will be there with a good shiraz, OK?
Ozzie
Hey, that will be no smoke signal, that will be Beck's hubby Andy burning the sausages!
Nah. Thatll be BECK burning the sausages, and YOU.The Women do the feedin of the men down here.
Course, Becks gotta perform a nude HAKA before she starts cookin.
AFTER THAT SHES GOTTA MASSAGE MY FEET WITH HER HAIR! WHILE WE ARE IN THE SPA TUB!
