ooooo rrrrrrrrr I got down off me trackter todayyy I did, put my foot down off step, and trod right in pile of cow dung, came clean up past my welly boot it did, ooooo rrrrrrr, soggy smelly foot now see.
Do not ever underestimate the power of Cornish speak. The locals here sound as thick as five short planks, however, beware, the average Cornishman talks with an exceeding amount of exceptionally dry sarcasm and wit, not intended to be rude, just that they don't use so many words to say what is on their mind, you kinda get used to it. The thought left in your mind usually is, is this guy taking the piss or what?!! Or is he being as 'nice' as he makes out.
Talking to a real wide boy Cornish lad last night who was drunk. Telling me about all the stories that take place on the construction site of the Natuional Maritime Museum. Gawd some of the tales he was coming out with, would make you shreik with laughter, obviously with as Cornish a voice as you might find every other word puntuated with plenty of F words. Ruddy hilarious it twas.
J-dubs here is the expression they labelled us with.
You think the English can be sarcastic, the Cornish definitely take it to new heights. Listen to the Cornish comedian 'Jethro', you'll see what I mean with his mate Denzil Penberthy.
'celtic' Mark
Edited for spelling error
Edited by - invisible on 19 July 2002 12:43:2