Problems with Common Atheist Arguments

Viviane

Actually, it was yours. I bow to your destined role.
Please don't. I really don't want derpvants.
Hold Me-Thrill Me

No, but you do. That's why you try so hard.
Viviane

No, but you do. That's why you try so hard.
I've no idea how you derpmagine that I am trying at anything.
Hold Me-Thrill Me

Not trying at anything? Then why are you here?
Viviane

Not trying at anything? Then why are you here?
There's an interesting derpsumption in that question. Would you like to know what it is?
Hold Me-Thrill Me

Viviane, you will say what you will say. I have the same affliction I've just applied much longer unless you are in your 7th decade that is. Who knows.
_Morpheus

Im not sure whats more sad... That you two have gone four pages of that nonsense or that i read it
Viviane

Im not sure whats more sad... That you two have gone four oages of that nonsense or that i read it
Admit it, you love looking at my oages every chance you get.
Viviane

Viviane, you will say what you will say. I have the same affliction I've just applied much longer unless you are in your 7th decade that is. Who knows.
For whom does the bell derp? It derps for thee.
OK, that was fun, but I am off to greener pastures.
Jonathan Drake

For whom does the bell derp? It derps for thee.

Best.