The sound of one Dub clapping

by OUTLAW 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • truman
    truman

    I always hated that manipulative way of talking some speakers had when they were attempting to elicit applause. It would usually be late in the afternoon when we all just wanted to get out of there (not that that wasn't my sentiment from the moment I got there). The speaker would be projecting in stentorian tones and very pregnant emphatic phrasing, like he was delivering something that actually mattered. In reality is was the same lame stuff we had been hearing all day, or some ridiculous resolution pronouncing doom to the world at large. But he would be trying to get us whipped up into some kind of theocratic frenzy, usually with the aid of phrases like "Don't you agree, brothers?" Or maybe, he would just pause till we got the message that applause was expected. It always felt so very forced, absolutely nothing spontaneous about. Usually I refused to participate, because I hate being manipulated like that. Too bad I oblivious to the much greater manipulation I was under at the time.

    My other big applause gripe concerns its effects on small sleeping children. After wrestling with a cranky child all afternoon, his falling asleep finally gave some relief. Then, loud bursts of applause repeatedly from the audience, threatened to wake him. I used to lay my hand over his ears to try to muffle it, but it usually didn't work too well.

    truman

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    I remember one applause that was like mania. It was at the districts-convention of 1998, and there was this resolution passed. There were seven points, and after every point the entire audience would start clapping. The next point would draw even more applause and so on. Finally the question was asked to say a "yes" when you would agree. Naturally all said "yes" and everyone stood up and applauded for at least ten minutes straight. I don't think anyone even knew to what they had said "yes". Mindless...

    SYN, I am afraid you're right, I am hooked!

    Viv.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    I only clapped after the night's concluding prayer. Dubs stared at me a lot for that, but probably secretly thought that the only thing work clapping over was when the damn boring day was finally over and they could go home.

    Farkel

    Edited by - Farkel on 20 July 2002 19:30:26

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Hey Guys,Thanks for the response`s.This is way cool!So many of us remember that ,but don`t think of it until it`s brought up.I wonder what else we`ve seen,we haven`t been able to put words to,until we got older?...OUTLAW

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman

    Of course, the clap-a-thon of the year was the concluding talk at the District Convention, where every person and thing that contributed in any way to the success (?) of the convention got mentioned (not by name, of course) and applauded. I swear, I was waiting for one of the speakers during one of those talks to say, "And don't we really appreciate the fake pine tree on my left...?"

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Madman, your post just made me remember a final prayer at a convention. This really old brother had the honour. And he thanked Jehovah for everything! `....Thank you Jehovah for the two sisters who showed us how we can preach when we are letting our dog out, the two sisters even had a fake puppy with them so that we could visualise, thank you Jehovah for that blessing......` The entire thing lasted for more than 15 minutes. It was horrible, and all the dubs were just standing, shifting uncomfortably until it was over, the entire convention was repeated in that prayer...

  • SpiceItUp
    SpiceItUp
    Clapping. Who'd a thought such a mindless activity could bring up so many thoughts!!?

    LMAO----oh how true that statement is!!!!!

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    The sound of one Dub clapping

    LOL! OK OUTLAW we need the rest of them lyrics.

    How would they sound with the music of Niel Young's "10 Men Workin' "?

    oops

    Edited by - plmkrzy on 22 July 2002 9:42:48

  • minimus
    minimus

    I was always amused by the dope that would always clap way before everybody else.

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    I can honestly say I went to the DC on Fri and didn't clap once. And didn't care if anyone noticed either (unlike the past where I would have been worried my husband would poke me in the ribs for not clapping at every pause)

    3 cheers for no clapping

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