If the Governing Body members had to take a 'lie detector test' what questions would you recommend they are asked?

Barrold Bonds

Have you ever fucked a kid
NewYork44M

They as so delusional that I am sure they would pass a lie detector test. But just because they believe the lies does not make them true.
Bonsai

Have you been guilty of playing with your one-eyed snake recently?
Does having power over people give you a hard-on?
Do men in tight clothes excite you?
Do you really believe in god?
I bet there is at least one in that bunch who is agnostic and faking it.
SafeAtHome

What would be really funny to watch is if each time the machine detected a lie it gave a big jolt! Bazinga!!
punkofnice

The machine would probably reject it's host