How can I make them leave me alone?

by 67mustang 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • Valis
    Valis

    SYN, is that Like South African Guys Gone Wild? And if so where can we witness that visual..*L*

    SYN answers the door...in a gruff or maybe not eheh lady like voice.."come in..I've been waiting.."

    Dub Pub pees in thier pants and offers the litterature any way...

    SYN shifts in the heels and says.."boy have I got some good news for you!!"

    SYNcerely,

    District Overbeer

  • COMF
    COMF

    They ring your doobell for 10 to 20 minutes. You know this because you are home, right?

    Well... have you ever thought of answering the door?

  • SYN
    SYN

    ROFLMFAO! I don't own any shotguns or stilleto heels!

    SYNcerely,

    Faithless And Indiscreet Slave...

    PS South African Guys Are Much Wilder Than THAT! And I am NOT hairy!

  • alliwannadoislive
    alliwannadoislive

    hey mustang - sounds a bit like my problem - despite having disassociated myself some months ago, i still get regular calls and the door gets a good thrashing before they give up and go away ...

    i'm hopeful that when they study the 'shunning' article in the august kingdum ministry, they'll realise they're going against the borganisation and stop calling on me

    so, although it hasn't worked for me as yet, i would suggest you write to them and disassociate yourself

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Post the following sign next to your doorbell:

    http://www.crapco.com/badads/witness2.html

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Sorry, it's not retrieving the sign.

  • rosalyn
    rosalyn

    My daughter's boyfriend told me the other day that when he was a kid he would steathily climb out on to balcony and drop water balloons. But I think he was doing that to anyone he didn't know. He still seems to abit bratty....

    ROSALYN

  • ISP
    ISP

    Just say you're busy.......but you'll come back to the meetings real soon.........any time now.........in their lifetime.............

    ISP

  • Valis
    Valis

    Open the door and start taking pictures of them...that ought to scare em good as well...eheheh

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Francois
    Francois

    Wot's a braw?

    I don't remember having ever taken one a them off!

    Francois

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