I was 'witnessed(tm)' to

by punkofnice 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    I was walking to town and I was approached by a smart young man.

    "Can I interest you in this," he said and handed me a small card with JW.ORG printed on it.

    "Oh, blimey," I said. "I'm an athiest. Used to be a christian but then I realised god doesn't exist."

    I remained smiley and calm. He didn't recognise me and I hadn't a clue who he was.

    He said that the magazines were widely published and I replied that they were now smaller and mostly on-line. He said something about translation...to be honest I was daydreaming about cake as he spoke.

    I said, "What's all this trolley stuff about?"

    Bless him, he said something about allowing people to see the truth or something....sorry....I started dreaming of that cake again...it was a walnut one now with lovely icing on. Yummy.

    I just said, "Oh, a Watchtower vending machine." I gave a big friendly grin.

    We had a natter about this and that. The conversation was too sporadic and all over the place to recall it all. My main points were:

    Prayer is rubbish. You might just as well pray to my boots and you'll get the same answers.

    Richard Dawkins is fun to watch on youtube.

    Watchtower corporation ISN'T the fastest growing religion.

    I think he had his own imaginary cake in his head as I spoke. I wonder what flavour it was?

    He mentioned how god answered the JWs prayers with legal victories in the courts.

    I finished with, "Have you heard of the Candace Conti case?"

    Blank look. "Er, no!" He thought it was some secular thing about banning preaching.

    I said, "I won't tell you what it's about but please research it. In fact I dare you. I bet you won't. Candace Conti. Remember the name."

    We shook hands I asked his name. He asked mine and I just said the first thing that came to my mind. Well, theocratic warfare works both ways, maties!

    I really went easy on the lad. I figured if I argued with him, he'd just retreat behind the JW forcefield. In another life I'd have a beer with him.............or better still...walnut cake.

    NB. I told him I know of the JWs through family, so I can't escape it. He knew I knew a thing or two too. I deliberately referred to elders as vicars and the kingdumb hell as a church.......not to annoy him....just to make out I wasn't ofay with the cult. I didn't want to frighten him away....just give him things to think about....probably cake. Hope he wakes up.

  • Barrold Bonds
    Barrold Bonds
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  • Phizzy
    Phizzy
    Little seeds planted grow into fookin great big things, well done Punkie !
  • millie210
    millie210

    I love your post Punk!

    You are so creative and fun. Dreaming of cake - and he has his own cake hes dreaming of too..........

    thats the best philosophy to use when talking to a JW I have ever heard!

    I have to go to a Memorial service given at a KH today. Dreading it. I will remember cake to keep me happy through it.

  • clarity
    clarity

    "JW forcefield"

    You make me laugh Punkie!

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    BBonds - Stockholm?

    Phuzzy - Well, I didnae want to frighten him off. I think people are far more likely to listen to you if you are kind and smiley, than if you're confrontational. He did say that JWs don't fight in wars and I said, "I agree, you don't." Not that it's a big point but it creates a little rapport perhaps.

    Millie - Srry about the service. When the speaker says 'Jehovah(tm)' just think of your favourite cake creating the universe and try not to laugh.

  • dubstepped
    dubstepped

    I should downvote you just for putting cake in my head. Dammit! Haha, nice story though, even if we don't believe the same on all things. Like you said, no use in arguing. Not long ago I was programmed with responses that allowed me to shut down about any argument without ever having to think. I'm not saying "shut down" as in "I had answers", just "shut down" as in I had things to say that made me feel secure because I was told I was right if I said them.

    Crap, now I need to go find a bakery.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    Clarity - I had one when I was a drone. One mention of something even slightly anti-WBT$ and shooooomp! Protected by JW.bORG antivirus!
  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    dubstepped - I just got some Apple Bakewells and a cup of tea. It's a Brit thing. I hope you can have your cake and eat it.

  • millie210
    millie210

    You could have called this thread "How To Have Your Cake and Eat It Too"

    although the TM is pretty funny too

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