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by punkofnice 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    millie210
    millie210 17 minutes ago

    You could have called this thread "How To Have Your Cake and Eat It Too"

    Yes. But who will ask the blessing?

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    I like your taste in cakes.

    When I come into my Kingdom we'll sit down together and demolish a couple of them, OK?

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    Nathan - Cakes are much more happifying than JW propaganda.
  • dubstepped
    dubstepped
    dubstepped - I just got some Apple Bakewells and a cup of tea. It's a Brit thing. I hope you can have your cake and eat it.

    I ended up having cake of the pan variety. Blueberry pancakes with lemonade cream from the local IHOP. Not sure that there is one in your country, but it is an international restaurant as the name suggests. ;)

    I blame you for the death of my diet. And I know that you don't believe in God, but that's because you've probably never eaten at IHOP.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Nope. No IHOP here...not even a Taco Belle. Well, the death of your diet was prophesied in scripture I'll be bound.

    Psalms 81:10 I am the Lord your God, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt. Open your mouth wide, and I will fill it. (with cake)

    I told the young lad that if god wanted to prove he existed he knows how many thousands of pounds to put in my bank account. That's pounds sterling not pounds in weight caused by cake and sweet treats.

  • dubstepped
    dubstepped
    Well, if it has been prophesied, there's no use fighting it anymore then is there? Cake for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and of course, dessert. Thanks punk, if that's not light getting brighter I don't know what is.
  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    I haven't had meringue in a while......hmmmm. I hope I get witnesses to again......a land flowing with meringue and honey.

    The lad said there was evidence that prayer worked coz he asked god to give him strength to preach...bingo..god did just so. I said, "No. It's all you. You did it. No magic man in the sky. It was you because you have that inner strength."

  • Muddy Waters
    Muddy Waters
    Hahaha, love the casual "oh, Watchtower vending machines..."!!!!!! Brilliant.
  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    Muddy Waters21 minutes agoHahaha, love the casual "oh, Watchtower vending machines..."!!!!!! Brilliant.

    I admit, I nicked that from this very forum.

    The lad said, "God loves everyone and everyone is welcome at our meetings."

    I asked, "What about gays? I'm not gay but have many gay friends."
    "Yes."
    "Would you have a gay vicar?"
    "No. We love the person but hate the acts."
    "Why?"
    "The Bible speaks out against homosexuality."
    "Why would you listen to the words of illiterate goat herders?"
    "Well, I can see I'm not going to change you."
    "Oh, yeah hahahahahaha."


  • Vidiot
    Vidiot
    millie210 - "You could have called this thread 'How To Have Your Cake and Eat It Too'..."

    I don't personally like this phrase.

    It something the WTS gets a bit too often for my comfort.

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