Suggestions on young people ask stories!! (page 3)

minimus

WHEN SHOULD I LEAVE HOME?....under the subheading WHY DO I FEEL THIS WAY AT THE MEETINGS?....WHY DON'T I LIKE MYSELF?...WHY DO I GET SO DEPRESSED?...section 5...SHOULD I QUIT SCHOOL AND BECOME A PIONEER? ...MASTURBATION ---WILL I REALLY GO BLIND? ...AM I READY TO DATE OR SHOULD I JUST GET MARRIED?

DakotaRed

Young People Ask: Why is my birthday only three months after your anniversary?

Young People Ask: Why do I need a High School Diploma to be a janitor? SHoudn't I drop out of school and be a pioneer?

Young People Ask: Why is it okay to stand respectfully for the Pledge of Allegiance, but not for the National Anthem?

Young People Ask: Will I be destroyed at Armeggedon for sticking my cut finger in my mouth to stop the bleeding?

Young People Ask: Why do I bother asking any of you any of these questions when you didn't get a good education and are only washing windows for a living?

Lew W

Watchtower Decruit

kat7302

DAKOTARED..you are way too funny!

why is my birthday 3 months after your anniversary?

That really made me laugh!

Okay, Im trying again.........

YPA - Is it unatural to get aroused by sexually shaped vegetables?

YPA - Are we limited on what 'meat' we can eat?

YPA - Is oral sex acceptable in the bath?

Xandria

Could not resist another go at YPA.

Young People ask : Can I get VD from a toliet seat ?

Young People ask: Can I get pregnant from Kissing ?

Young People ask : What is MONO ?

Young People ask: Will I be D/f for watching National Geographic ? ( all those penial shaft covers and nude people)

Young People ask: Why do you think Shakespear's Plays are DEMONIC and Pornea ?

joannadandy

YPA - Is it unatural to get aroused by sexually shaped vegetables?

You stole mine! Only it was a little different...

YPA-Is Cucumber Loving Unscriptural?

YPA-I prefer to tell people I am Baptist, will Jehovah understand?

YPA-If Jehovah see's the marrow of my bones, does he know what color underwear I have on?

YPA-Is Rap Music Really the Soundtrack on the Broad Road Leading to Destruction?

dolphman

Young People Ask: Why do elders grab my crotch out in field service?

i'll think of some more later...

13th_apostate

young people ask: why can rock stars become witnesses when witnesses can not become rock stars?

young people ask: why is serving Jehovah so mind numbingly boring?

young people ask: is it natural to want to run screaming from the ministry school after only twenty minutes?

young people ask: do donuts really enhance field service?

young people ask: what is the best way to outrun angry dogs when in field service?

young people ask: is it still a crime if there is only one and a half witnesses to it?

young people ask: what is a russelite?

will

patio34

Young People Ask: How can I pass science classes and reconcile it with the Bible?

Young People Ask: Why were dinosaurs carnivorous if Adam's sin caused violence in nature?

Young People Ask: Why can't I read anything scientific and stay in the "truth"?

Young People Ask: Why are most teachers, scientists, and the world duped by the Devil?

tdogg

YOUNG PEOPLE ASK: Are both of the doctors hands supposed to be on your shoulders during a rectal exam?

kat7302

lmao - this is too much!!!!!

YPA- if I spend my life calling someone 'sister/brother',isnt it incestuous if we then marry?

YPA - should elders eyes twinkle in Judicial meetings?

YPA - Is it wrong to masturbate over an attractive male/female in the Awake?

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