You're all in the States! Good grief! *sob*
There is a strange, far-away (well not for me) land at the tip of the African continent, home to mosquitoes the size of small aircraft, geckos, lions, giraffes, cheetahs, Zulu warriors, Bushmen, and SYN!
And if you thought the southern US was hot...hooooo boy, you haven't been to South Africa yet! Here we cook our eggs on our car bonnets after driving to work! It never rains here - all that happens is that small lakes drop onto our heads, rather explosively. Heh.
Actually a lovely place, if you're brave enough to dodge the bullets...