How Pure Are You? (page 2)

The_Devils_Advocate

Lucifer darling you better be careful or I just might start advocating Jesus Christ. You are not going soft on us are you?

Edited by - The_Devils_Advocate on 27 July 2002 2:40:6

But if you take into consideration that there are over 8 Billion humans on the earth. Lets just say for arguments sake that it is 8 Billion. Now 1% of 8 Billion would be well I never was good in math but lets just say its a whole bunch of humans.
I looked at how many took the test. That number was 11,261,759. Now 1% of that number is 112,617.59 (If I am doing my Math right)
And out of those I am sure a few post on this site.

Not going soft but sure getting a good selection to torment. Think of the fun I can have when they are worse than me. Wooo Hoo I can't wait till they come down on their destined day. Especially you.

By the way if you are worse than me how do you know Jesus. I didn't think he associated with the likes of you or is he on his "save the world" mission again.

Lucifer

The_Devils_Advocate

Just playing Devil's Advocate.

rmayer32

You are 46% Pure! (Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (17%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (82%)

The Devil

Since you are my "Advocate" that explains why you are such an impure human.
Say no more my child. I will see you in Hell.

Lucifer

finnrot

I Don't think I need to take the test.

Windchaser

"Back off, lady. I'm NOT afraid to use this."

You are 41% Pure! (Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (12%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (88%)

Edited by - windchaser on 27 July 2002 4:33:36

Windchaser

I decided to take the Sex Test, which is similar to the Purity Test...

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

42 people!

Including the 30 you've already had sex with,
that makes 12 new lovers!

The info on your 12 future sex partner(s):

0 of them will be female

12 of them will be male

And you will actually love 2 of them!

In all honesty, I can't remember how many men I've slept with. This (30) was a rough guesstimate and it is probably less.

Edited by - windchaser on 27 July 2002 4:58:39

Max Divergent

The dubs taught me well: I'm 77% pure, will have sex with 2 people (both female, but the one to come, I won't love... mmmm), and I'll live to be 88. At 42 (pending some very unlikey events occuring) I'll be a millionaire (ok, so maybe the dubs lessons didn't stick so well... )

Fun stuff.. Max

	people less pure than you (17%)
	people like you (1%)
	people more pure than you (82%)

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