How Pure Are You?

by MrMoe 59 Replies latest jw friends

  • LB
    LB

    Now I was thinking I'm pretty pure actually. But..... You are 17% Pure! (Very interesting.)

    Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

    people less pure than you (2%)
    people like you (0%)
    people more pure than you (98%)

    Moe, trust me, you're pure.

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    OH MY GOD LB -- Jezuz -- what you do, marry ur cousin? CHIT! lol tee hee hee

    Kisses,

    Moe

  • not interested
    not interested

    on the purity test i came out very evil 96% pf people are more pure than me

    on the sex one i get ot have sex with 12 more people 12 of wich are female and 2 i will actualy be in love with

    and i guess im gonna die in 2035 so i guess i have 33 years to meet these 12 people,why cant it be 33 people in 12 years

  • LB
    LB

    Moe I didn't marry my cousin, but I did boink her. I mean marrying your cousin is sick right? Ya gotta remember, this was back in the 60's. A time between birth control and aids. A very productive time.

    I answered lots of questions no so I thought I'd be pretty pure.

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    LB -- OMG I answered i used to have fantasies for a relative -- but he was a really hot looking cousin -- surfer with this amazing tan and quite the ladies man...

    Kisses,

    Moe

  • SYN
    SYN

    "Back off, lady. I'm NOT afraid to use this."



    You are 13% Pure! (Very interesting.)



    Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

    people less pure than you (2%)
    people like you (0%)
    people more pure than you (98%)

    Seems I have been a NAUGHTY BOY. LOL.

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    SYN -- Geesh sweety, trying to go head to head with Satan?

    Kisses,

    Moe

  • SpiderMonkey
    SpiderMonkey

    mmmmm... COUSIN... lol

    <--- southern boy

  • Valis
    Valis

    Dammit SYN!!! DAM you to all hell!!! You are 14% Pure! (Very interesting.) Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

    people less pure than you (2%)
    people like you (0%)
    people more pure than you (98%)

    SYNcerely,

    District Overbeer

  • The_Bad_Seed
    The_Bad_Seed

    While I didn't take the test, I can assure you that I shit Ivory Soap, and pee Liquid Honey. Now thats pure!

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