Remember when we were kid's at school, how we used to love to make up book titles with fictitious authors to match?
This sort of thing:
"The dangerous cliff" by Eileen Dover.
"The un-answered telephone" by Isabelle Ringing.
"Bare-back horse riding" by Major Bumsaw.
The fad faded for a while only to surface in a re-generated form for "The Simpsons". Bart would frequently phone Moe's Tavern, demanding that he be able to speak to various customers, so as Moe would have to shout out: "Amanda Huggenkiss, I want Amanda Huggenkiss! I. P. Freeley everyone, I. P. Freeley! Hugh Jarce, I want Hugh Jarce!"
The game is firmly back in play over here, Radio 2's Terry Wogan is now coming up with lots of the more obscure stuff which is quite clever in its way, most of which is emailed to him by the listeners. This mornings effort referred continually to a chef who went under the name of Mick Sturbs. I loved that!
I want to email some good stuff to the the Wogan boyo himself, so now I'm looking to you good people to come up with some suggestions for me, please.
Over to you!
Englishman.