10 years and Satan finally struck....

by snare&racket 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • snare&racket
    snare&racket

    I left around a decade ago, life has not been easy, but it has been profoundly better than the JW robotics my earlier life chapters resembled.

    My current life was going so well, too well...... and finally the nemesis of Jahooha came out from his dark hiding place. No longer in gods tent I was as vulnerable as the Chinese Job and his unfortunate sheep and children.

    Satan, bless his socks of cotton, has finally attacked, he broke my leg the dark Lordy bastard.

    A spiral fracture of the fibula and various fractures the ankle joint.

    the worst of all his evil doings was the story I have to tell people, it's 'mechanism of injury'..... I slipped on some grass. Yes the devilish ball rash, got me good.

    So now, I sit bored, wishing I had meetings to prepare for, talks to write and I long for the live bombing I would have received as an interesting new Kingdom Hall event in the decades of waiting on Jahooha....

    But all I have is some lame ass, American apostates on a forum..... Tchhhh....

    Mwa x

  • cofty
    cofty

    Doh!

    "Healer heal thyself"

    Sorry to hear you are broken. Take care mate. Thankfully it wasn't on the bike.

  • Xanthippe
    Xanthippe
    Lame ass British apostate here Snare, hope you feel better soon. 🌼🌷🌹🌺🌻
  • never a jw
    never a jw

    Hi Snare.

    Good to hear from you again. I hope the healing process is quick and painless. I also hope that you and all the apostates here heed the clear message from Jehovah. Go back to Jehovah's tent before he unleashes his power again.

  • DJS
    DJS

    Snare,

    That (S)Limey bastard Satan!! It could have been worse. I tore my achilles and everything else around it nearly 1 1/2 years ago, and it is just now getting back to normal. Glad to see you continue to visit our dysfunctional little group. Each time you visit you leave us taller, smarter and better looking.

  • FreeGirl2006
    FreeGirl2006

    Hope you heal up quickly! I loved this line of your story as it is more apropos than "love" bombing:

    I long for the live bombing

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein
    Now now don't go blaming Satan for your clumsiness , he wasn't involved he's too busy running religious publishing cults and killing people.
  • snare&racket
    snare&racket

    He seems to have cursed my typo skills too, damn the horned beast to hell! Or Blackpool.....

  • talesin
    talesin

    Heal quickly, and hey, luckily you are a doctor, so they won't malpractice you!

  • disposable hero of hypocrisy
    disposable hero of hypocrisy

    Coulda been worse matey, at least the Duke didn't slip out.. It's not like we've had any hot sticky tarmac weather yet.

    Feel better...

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