Confession Time!

by kat7302 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    I got publicly reproved once for "conduct unbecoming". I was masturbating and fantasizing about sisters in the congregation and "borrowed" some panties from some of my lust objects. I was "reproved" because of the act of theft , not the masturbation.

    I also got told off in a comittee meeting for committing fornication, and again later, DFd for fornication with another girl.

    Im a sick monster.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    kat, it is obvious you have been identified by Martin because he knows you personally but the information he has posted identifies you precisely. As someone concerned about security, I recommend you get Martin to remove his comment regarding congregation and initials and that you remove any other items which led to his discovery, just as a precaution. Some here don't care if they are identified but you have made it clear otherwise.

    Just a friendly warning.

  • gravedancer
    gravedancer
    got publicly reproved once for "conduct unbecoming ". I was masturbating and fantasizing about sisters in the congregation and "borrowed" some panties from some of my lust objects. I was "reproved" because of the act of theft , not the masturbation.

    If you still suffer from that they sell medication to help you now.

    or you could try the sexual position called the "stranger"....I am sure you have heard of it.

  • TR
    TR

    Only "bad" thing I did was covet the hotties in the cong, and swear a lot.

    TR

  • maximumflash
    maximumflash
    COMF
    Emperor Class

    United States of America
    Posts: 2431
    Since: Mar 16, 2001
    Re: Confession Time! Aug 08, 2002 20:09

    I'm ROFKF at sleepy!

    My private sins, now going public:

    1. I once looked at a woman with lust in my heart.
    2. I stole a stick of chewing gum from a pack on a coworker's desk.
    3. I ate salty popcorn even with high blood pressure.
    4. I called a driver a poopoo head because he didn't move out of the fast lane.
    5. I stuck out my tongue at my girlfriend.
    6. I did #5 again at her request.
    7. I did #5 a bunch more times.
    8. I cut the Federal Law tags off my pillows.

    I feel your pain COMF!! I must confess that I am guilty of #5, 6, and 7 myself with the exception that it was my wife!!

    oh, wait a minute, I don't have a religion! I didn't do anything wrong!

    If this is wrong according to the WTBTS then there must be one of two things:

    (1) A lot of disappointed women in the JW religion or,

    (2) A lot of sinners in the JW religion.

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    Yeah. See what mileage you can wring out of it dude. You might be able to convert a couple people to your faction with it. Who knows?

  • gravedancer
    gravedancer

    my Faction?

    lol....I have no faction....I am a total loner.

    How is your faction doing?

  • COMF
    COMF

    "Just the faction, ma'am." - Joe Friday

  • kat7302
    kat7302

    Hey Refiners.............Cool story! That made me smile!

    Ballistic......I agree with you 100% but Martin has no email address public so I dont know what to do. I dont want to be indentified on here by anyone other than I choose especially if I dont know their current status. I could end up in a lot of trouble for the stories I have to tell. Thanks for your concern.

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    I got the "priviledges" (YEAH, RIGHT!) of:

    • carrying the microphones
    • reading at Book-Study
    • leading field-service group on occasion
    • distributing literature after TMS

    removed because MY SIDEBURNS WERE TOO LONG!

    No joke. They told me it was demonstrating a rebellious attitude and unwillingness to obey the authority of the elders.

    I also got privately reproved for:

    • conduct unbecoming a Christian (sexual)

    and had my "priviledges" (YEAH, RIGHT AGAIN!) of:

    • commenting at meetings

    removed.

    I just realized, before I DA'd myself, I was not allowed to do anything anyway! LOL

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