<looking a little dazed> Boy, that was a real mouthful. JOHNNY YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! Your'e not one of them cults, are you? JOHNNY!. Here. Could you hold the baby a moment? See the pretty tie... Be right back.
Let's play Un-Theocratic Ministry School
by Mindchild 75 Replies latest jw friends
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SpiderMonkey
[waits patiently for householder to return... as baby plays with tie... starting to feel a bit silly about keeping this woman at the door while her kids run amok... OK, baby is now PULLING tie] "Ack... Aaaaackkk... niiice baby!"
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patio34
Hi SpiderMonkey!
Patio, those are very good questions! I'm glad you aren't a person who just takes someone's word for something without thinking and researching the matter for yourself. I would love to do some research of my own, and return when I have a better answer for you! [:|]
You're good! What were you a pioneer or something? Maybe you should think about a career as a politician . . .
Pat
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myself
<--------see's a car pulling up the driveway, observes man in suit exiting the car-hmmmmm a Bible and two magazines in his hand. Before he can get to the door, * dives under the dining room table and hides. <gasp> suddenly remembers Dateline sneaks out from under the table and quietly grabs daughter and makes a mad dash for the closet grabbing cordless phone on the way to the closet. Secures the closet door and calls the police.
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jgnat
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY! Come here, darlin'. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! Give the tie back, honeybunch. <slams door>
(Had trouble keeping it going and staying true to character, too. LOL!)
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SpiderMonkey
You're good! What were you a pioneer or something? Maybe you should think about a career as a politician . . .
LOL, yeah, I was a pioneer... SSSHHHHHHH. I'm not proud of it. I don't exactly put it on my resume, if you know what I mean!
...After jgnat slams the door, I loosen my tie, unbutton my collar, and try to massage some of the redness out of my choked face... Decide to go grab a six-pack, watch some cartoons with what is left of Saturday morning, and jot down THREE HOURS' WORTH of field service!!!