The Complete IDIOTS'S Guide to Become an Apostate (page 2)

Leave older Watchtower and Awake literature in guest bathroom for *personal use* instead of toliet paper.

Schedule Ray Franz or Farkle from this board to give Sunday Talk.

Give gift of Ex-Lax brownies to visiting circuit servant.

Spray paint "What the f**k happened to the generation of 1914?" on the side of your kingdom hall.

Attend fun party at Valis/District Overbeer's pad. Get pic plastered on Simon's board of you getting flogged or attempting carnal Smurf depravity.

(for women) Picket local circuit assembly with sign saying "I had Ted Jaracz's love child."

(for men) Picket local circuit assembly with sign saying, "I am Ted Jaracz's love child."

During last talk ever as a JW, moon the congregation and break wind.

Attend Memorial and cannonball the wine in a single gulp and scream "More Wine, Dammit!"

Edited by - megadude on 21 August 2002 17:14:47

I thought that was "I had Tom Jacarz TWO HEADED love child."

And is it Tom or Ted?

-francois

ok i got it...just wear a T shirt that black and says "SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN"?

It is *Ted* Jaracz. The Watchtower is starting to fade from my memory. Hmmm, that's a good thing.

At book study mention how you and your wife mostly stick with oral sex these days.

Put a "For Sale" sign with a "SOLD!" sticker on it in the yard of the Kingdumb Hall.

On the Info board at the Hall, post a notice that says, "THIS CONGREGATION IS DISBANDING"

Take the pedophile records, then post them on the Info board with a note to contact Silentlambs.org.

TR

The Complete IDIOTS'S Guide to Become an Apostate