Why do men have nipples???

by Celtic 106 Replies latest jw friends

  • LB
    LB

    No, I haven't reached that stage of wanting the outhole plugged. But I must admit a certain pleasure during the outtings. Almost a sexual release if you get my drift.

    Now LB....Not so fast. Wanting nipples sucked doesn't make you gay

    Are you so sure about that? Kevin is gay and he backed me on this point.

  • tyydyy
    tyydyy

    I hate to disagree with such a great and well respected man like Kev but wanting your nips nipped doesn't make you gay any more than wanting your sac sipped. For the record, I think that gays like some of the same things that we do. Maybe because it feels good. LOL

    TimB

    Edited by - tyydyy on 4 September 2002 10:19:5

  • SYN
    SYN

    Oh Ghod, this thread is TOO funny. Hey LB, which kind of gay dude are you, a Twink, a Bear, or a Furry? You can pick from three different varieties even! There's so much choice!

  • LB
    LB

    Now I have to pick what kind of gay bitch I am? Ummm, a virgin gay bitch and I plan on staying that way

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Ok, ok... I've been holding my tongue for long enough... I can't help myself.......

    Q: What's the difference between a homosexual and a freezer?
    A: The freezer doesn't fart when you pull out the meat.

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    OMG!!!!

    Man, this nipple thread has come a long way...........LOL.

  • betweenworlds
    betweenworlds

    And while we're at it,

    If Eve was created as an afterthought, just cause poor ol' Adam got lonely, does that mean Adam originally had no naughty bits down below as well as no nipples? trying to make sense of a myth is just tho thilly

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    betweenworlds,

    the answer is easy... you see gawd created all the animals so that Adam could find a mate among them. So that left Adam pretty "busy" until he decided that he needed something better... only then did gawd create the woman.

    So don't worry... his "naughty bits" were VERY busy.

    Edited by - Elsewhere on 4 September 2002 15:12:4

  • SYN
    SYN

    Elsewhere: The last animal Adam "nailed" was the Giraffe. They are a bit of a challenge, as you need excellent ladder control, not to mention great erectile capability!

    LB: "virgin gay bitch" is a logical impossibility! The term you're looking for is "so far in the closet his ass is poking out in Narnia, much to the merriment of the locals".

  • ISP
    ISP

    Don't know why man would have nips if he was created....no reason.

    ISP

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