My email encounter with a con artist (page 2)

BugParadise

LMAO!! That was a scream!

As to doing business with you, with do not deal with people from the street, and since you have called our offer a scam and still want to participate in this scam, you are guilty of soliciting and participating in a criminal offence in men's rea, if you know that legal term in Latin, which is not your second language for sure.

It's obvious this one was left on the Tilt-a-Whirl a bit too long as a baby

LDH

Is this it?

Oh, pardon me. He said made by the APOSTLES. I thought he said made by AVON.

Lisa

Fe2O3Girl

Priceless!!!

OUTLAW

Hey Quotes,you got me laughing.That was funny...OUTLAW

Prisca

ROTFLOL.....

Beans

Thanks to agent "00-LDH" this case has new meaning to me! We will track this individual down with a FRICKEN LASER, and then take all of his relics and become rulers of the world!!!!

MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beans

Canadian Overbeer

tyydyy

That was tooo funny!

Any suggestions on a reply for this one I just got today??

From:	"MRS. M. SESE SEKO" < [email protected]> \| This is Spam \| Add to Address Book
To:	[email protected]
Date:	Thu, 5 Sep 2002 18:02:05 +0100
Subject:	URGENT ASSISTANT NEEDED

Dear friend,

 I am Mrs. Sese-seko widow of late President Mobutu Sese-seko of Zaire,

 now known as Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC). I am moved to write

 you this letter.

 This was in confidence considering my present circumstance and

  situation.  I escaped along with my husband and two of our sons James Kongolo

 and Nzanga out of Democratic Re

public of Congo (DRC) to Abidjan,

 Coted'ivoire where my family and I settled, while we later moved to settled in

 Morroco where my husband later died of cancer disease. However, due to

 this situation we decided to change most of my husband's billions of

dollars deposited in Swiss bank and other countries into other forms of

 money coded for safe purpose because the new head of state of (Dr) Mr

 Laurent Kabila has made arrangement with the Swiss government and other

 European countries to freeze all my late husband's treasures deposited

 in some european countries.

 Hence, my children and I decided laying low in Africa to study the

 situation till when things gets better. Like now that president Kabila is dead

 and the son taking over (Joseph Kabila). One of my late husband's chateaux in Southern France

 was confiscated by the french government, and as such I had to change my

identity so that my investment will not be traced and confiscated.I

 have deposited the sum Eighteen Million United State

Dollars (US$18,000,000,00.) With a security company for safe keeping.

 What I want you to do is to indicate yourinterest that you can assist us

 in receiving the money on our behalf, so that I can introduce you to my

 son (Kongolo) who has the out modalities for the claim of the said funds.

 I want you to assist in investing this money, but I

will not want my identity revealed.I will also want to acquire

 real/landed properties and stock in multi-national companies and to engage in other safe and

 non-speculative investments as adviseby your good self. May I at this point

 emphasize the high level of confidentiality, which this upcoming project demands,and hope you will

 not betray the trust and confidence, which I repose in you.In conclusion, if you want to assist

 us, my son (Kongolo) shall divulgeto you all briefs regarding this

 project, tell you where the funds are currently being maintained and also discuss remuneration

 for your services.For this reason kindly furnish us your contact

 information,that is your personal telephone and fax number for validation

 purpose and acknowledge receipt of this mail using the above email address.

 Yours sincerely,

 Mrs. Mariam M. Seseseko.

Edited by - tyydyy on 6 September 2002 21:30:41

Edited by - tyydyy on 6 September 2002 21:31:35

gwyneth

Risking deactivation here....
This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read on this forum, Quotes.
Lisa

I agree wholeheartedly!! :)

Scully

Quotes!

That was sooooooooo hilarious! And here I was all this time just pressing the DELETE button. Imagine all the FUN I've been missing!!

Beans:

Forget the FRIKKIN LASERS. He goes in the FRIKKIN tank with the FRIKKIN SHARKS WITH FRIKKIN LASER BEAMS ON THEIR FRIKKIN FOREHEADS.

He shall be called " "SHARK BAIT" ".

MUUUUAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

Love, Scully

LDH

"Dear Miriam:

You are not actually a widow. You have been abandoned. This is Mobuto, bee-yoch.

I faked my death to get away from you. I couldn't take one more minute of your god-damned mouth.

You will never see a penny of that money, you gold-digging bee-yoch.

Sincerely,

Mobuto"

My email encounter with a con artist

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