God I hope not!!! Cause that will mean I really DID miss out on everlasting happiness
Will they grow Hemp in that Paradise garden?
by kenpodragon 43 Replies latest jw friends
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kenpodragon
CHEVY
Well if any Witnesses say something against you smoking it. Just say, "just smoking a peice of paradise brother!" LOL
Dragon
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ApagaLaLuz
Amen Brother!!!! Here come share in the fruits of my labor
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Vivamus
NO!
There will be no natural drugs like weed. and there will be no chemical drugs like xtc. There will be no fun of any kind, other than kissing lions.
But I shall not be admitted to this place of divine boredom, cause my windows are never spotlessly clean... and everybody knows, Jehovah doesn't admit anyone, without them having spotlessly clean windows.
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RunningMan
Viv: Is that obsessive/compulsive thing acting up again?
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kenpodragon
Vivamus
They may be kissing lions in their new system, but that isn't what they
are kissing to get in. ;) I know a few elders butts that have been
puckered up to, a few to many times. LOL
Dragon
Edited by - kenpodragon on 10 September 2002 17:48:53
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ApagaLaLuz
Wow! If I had know they would have weed AND Beastiality in the "Paradise" I wouldn't have made up my service hours. I just might have faked a little bit more so I could be saved
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ballistic
Will they have ROACHES, that is the question.
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Bendrr
Probably no poppy plants either. Damn!
Col. Bendrr [classified]
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gumby
Therefore, it would actually be disrespectful to refuse its presence in the paradise garden.The same goes for poppies, magic mushrooms, and lickable frogs?????
Where in the crap did I miss out on this one! I never heard of such a thing. I just went out and licked a frog in my koi pond and it didn't do crap for me! Actually it went pee pee on me.......I think it was a toad.
Actually.... putting all seriousness aside....cannabis was a #1 choice for various ailments in the past. It was mandantory for farmers to grow it in the U.S.
Look up Jackherer.com for a full rundown on this beauty of a plant.