by refiners fire 17 Replies latest jw friends
Lessee... he has spent the last 2000 years building 144,000 mansions. If he were my contractor, I would have fired him!
Hey, don't get cranky, there, jgnat! I don't know any contractors who could average 72 mansions a year! No wonder Armageddon hasn't come yet!!!
LOL Madman! Point well taken. Perhaps I should have used my calculator first. In fact, the Bethel department of Future Events could use this authoritative scriptural reference to come up with a new date for Armageddon (calculating in for the inevitable construction delays, of course).
But what about the world, universe, and everything in it created in six days? Wouldn't Jesus have some sub-contractors helping him in the last 2000 years? There are 24 thrones with 24 elders...or are they not there yet? Darned inefficient.
TAUNT MOCK TAUNT. Goes to Stick finger in Watchtower Gods eyeball.....
Stops suddenly, feeling very strange with a feeling of impending doom.Suddenly overwhelmed with excruciating chest pain. Pain and fear sweat sets in. Refiner suddenly thinks it may not be wisdom to have taunted God and is on his knees in a panic and thinking its a heart attack and he might die and hopes God is mercifull.
Refiner belches loudly, exhales a great sigh of relief, laughs, realizing it was only a severe indegestion attack. Goes back to posting keyboard.
Sticks finger in Watchtower Gods eyeball mockingly......
You don't frighten us, Watchtower god! --- Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person . I blow my nose at you, so-called deity, you and all your silly elder-type knnnniggets. Thppppt!
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!...... I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!
Edited by - NeonMadman on 15 September 2002 14:31:54
One question for the jw's:
If you believe that only 144,000 are going to heaven, what makes you think that of the entire population of human history that YOU would have a chance of being one; because if that were the case< i think the world would have been over years & years & years & years ago .
Another thing is that since in the bible it says God is not willing that any should perish (I dont know where)
shouldnt it be more like :God is willing that ALL perish Except 144,000
PLEASE, read the bible (other than the Watchtower new world translation), dont accept mans word (the watch tower, rcc etc..)
I hope you enjoyed that Madman. Your silly little taunt is going to have a very high cost. You wont be so flippant when you are stood before the judgement throne and Jah opens up the golden record and posts that statement up onto the heavenly video screen for all to see your wickedness and lack of respect. Oh youll be singing a different tune then brother, but of course it will be too late. Youll be on your knees, rationalizing, excusing yourself, saying "but God, I didnt KNOW you existed , not really know, I needed proof before I could believe". Youll be thinking "if ONLY I had had more faith...oh WHY did I make that STUPID silly post!?". But God wont be listening then. The stopwatch will have been stopped and the possibility of mercy ended. Perhaps at the last, you will weep realizing the JUSTICE of Jahs judicial decision in condemning you. Like Smith did at the end of "1984". But whether you do or not, it wont matter. Eternal darkness and knowingness of nothing at all will be thy lot along with the fornicators, the thieves, those who like a drink and the smokers of cigarettes. Oh, and Osama Bin Laden.
Ah Refiners, it's that crazy wacko woman across the street again eh? Pissen ya off nad you want God to hurry up and wipe her off the face of the earth.
All in due time.
There is a slight problem with this thread, and that is that the only Ghod of the Watchtower is not Jehover, but MONEY!
