IF some people on this board had they're way we would be speaking the Old English. With all the haths and hath nots. Some of us, are being relaxed in our grammer, but so what it is not like this is a place we are going to be tested. So in the Elizabethian Spirit, Ye Old English Curses:
Thou dissembling rump-fed measle!
Thou venomed ill-nurtured knave!
Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
Thou art] sick in the world's regard, wretched and low, a poor unminded outlaw sneaking home.
Thou spongy toad-spotted fustilarian!
There that should handle your craving for Proper English for today. Next in our cursing in Old Elizabethian retrospective, ye old pick up lines. lol kidding.
Xandria