"I'm With Stupid" by Static X.
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What song best describes you?
by mamashel 56 Replies latest jw friends
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TruckerGB
Born to be wild, Steppenwolf.
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Mimilly
"Weathered" by Creed and the theme song to Friends "I'll be there for you"
Mim
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roybatty
"The First Time" by U2.
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Yerusalyim
Either the Monty Python or Benny Hill theme songs come to mind for myself.
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joannadandy
Hmm....
Flower-by Liz Phair....lol...ok maybe it doesn't "describe" me. I think I just need to get laid...lol
Flower
Every time I see your face
I get all wet between my legs
Every time you pass me by
I heave a sigh of pain.
Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home
I'll make you like it
Everything you've ever wanted
Everything you've ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you and your minions, too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Your hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect suck-me size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so
Obnoxious, funny, true, and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Cramming, jamming, slamming in me
Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure, unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home
I'll make you like it
Everything you've ever wanted
Everything you've ever thought of
Is every thing I'll do to you
I'll fuck you 'til your dick is blue. -
TresHappy
I used to have an all girl rock n roll band. We were called "Tres Happy and the Cranks." We only played once every 28 days - lol
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Preston
Liz Phair. Hell yeah! Although, you probably had "supernova" in mind also. ("and you fuck like a volcano").
I'll do a turn and say that "whip smart" by Liz Phair more describes me because 1.) that's what I am and 2.) I'm not as horny as joanna right now You have to hear the song, it's better than just reading the lyrics...
"Whip Smart" by Liz Phair
I'm gonna tell my son to grow up pretty as the grass is green
And whip smart as the English Channel's wide
And I'm gonna tell my son to keep his money in his mattress
And his watch on any hand between his thighs
And I'm gonna lock my son up in a tower till I write my whole life's story On the back of his big brown eyes
When they do the double dutch, that's them dancing
When they do the double dutch, that's them dancing
I'm gonna tell my son to join a circus so that death is cheap
And games are just another way of life
And I'm gonna tell my son to be a prophet of mistakes
Because for every truth there are half a million lies
And I'm gonna lock my son up in a tower till he learns to let his hair down
Far enough to climb outside
When they do the double dutch, that's them dancing
When they do the double dutch, that's them dancing -
joannadandy
Preston I knew I loved you!
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Mum
It's that Billy Joel song, "My life" perhaps(?). It contains these lyrics: "I don't want you to worry for me, 'cause I'm all right; I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home. (something, something I forget) this is MY LIFE. Go ahead with your own life; leave me alone."