What's the worst thing you did at the KH?

glitter

I went to the 1999 Memorial with no underwear on!

So what's the worst thing everyone's done on Borg property?

Mulan

Being there was the worst thing I ever did.

dmouse

I held my wife's hand ON THE PLATFORM!!!

(And was counseled for it)

Xander

went to the 1999 Memorial with no underwear on

Ummm.... I....

I mean....I just....

Oh....

Jeez...c'mon, why'd you do that?

(sorry, but I just gotta hear the explanation for this one)

When I was 6 years old, I was sitting between my dad and wife of one of the elders. My songbook fell on the floor and I had to bend WAYYYYY over to pick it up, when without warning, the LOUDEST and MOST FOUL fart involuntarily escaped from between my butt cheeks.

I was mortified. I got escorted to the "back room" with my dad for the "appropriate discipline" at the insistence of the elder's wife who was sitting to my right (who, incidentally, was wearing a wig that was so obvious that my 6 year old eyes noticed it).

Nothing that happened after that compared to the embarrassment I felt that time.

Love, Scully

Satanus

In 1969, in the kh parking lot, i turned my cars steering wheel all the way to side, and put the gas pedal to the floor. I did about 3 uwey's, or turns. It was a dirt parking lot.

SS

glitter

Xander - Obviously I was *going to*! I only realised when I got home and was absolutely mortified at first then saw the funny side!

Was in a bit of a rush that evening - got changed in the bathroom but forgot to bring undies or tights in, then the second I was dressed the taxi came and I forgot all about them!

Edited by - glitter on 17 September 2002 17:10:49

searcher

Scully,

You got disceplined for FARTING ?

I have just GOT to hear the Biblical justification for that one !

searcher.

jst2laws

During the song before giving the public talk in the Rockaway Beach Congregation, NY, I went to the bathroom. I had an accident and ended up with a large wet spot running half way to my knee. During the prayer, still in the bathroom, I pondered how I could get out of giving the talk at this late notice.

Coming up with no solution by the time the prayer was over, I exited the bathroom upon the announcement of my name and stepped on the platform and delivered the talk. I left immediately after the public talk (figured I even smelled bad).

I never heard a thing about it from others, nor did anyone ever ask why I left so early that Sunday.

Jst2laws

Dutchie

Scully,

I Kings 19:11:

and a great and strong wind rent the mountains.

Sorry, couldn't resist!

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