Angels fart. Revelation says the the four angels released four winds. Scully had a small part in the anti typical fulfillment.
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What's the worst thing you did at the KH?
by glitter 31 Replies latest jw friends
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Xandria
the 11th commandment.. Thou shalt not pass wind for it, will rend the K.H. into snickers.
Xandria
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Ephanyminitas
Me? I was a model Witness youth. I never did ANYTHING that could Bring Reproach on Jehovah's Name ("Jehovah," I now know, meaning, "the Society"). I'd've been an M.S., but my hours weren't high enough. Awww.
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Windchaser
Hey, did I hear something about breaking Wind?
Oh, the worst thing was paying attention. It was just a momentary lapse, but it was definitely the worst thing I did.
Edited by - windchaser on 17 September 2002 17:55:22
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ThiChi
In the mid 80's, I did coke in the bathroom with some friends at a KH wedding..........Haaa, young and foolish was I!
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glitter
Oh Scully you know you did it on purpose to disrupt the meeting!
Farts are funny.
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joannadandy
Slapped a girl in the face...I was like 5 at the time...she was really pissing me off...
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Preston
When a brother conducting a meeting asked me to read a scripture, I did it from the King James Version of the Bible. I was counseled on the spot in front of everyone in attendance. What an asshole!!!
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ThiChi
Preston: That took a lot of guts to do Bro! Good for you.......
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beckyboop
Great topic! It's nice to remember funny or embarrassing things instead of the lies for once. When I was about 2 years old, I was being taken out to get spanked and halfway down the aisle I yelled, "Jehovah save me!" Although I have heard of others doing that too!
During my elementary years one of my friends (female) used to call us all into her "office"--the bathroom--because she was the Fonz.
At one point in my life I had dated 2 different guys (in succession), and I was finally becoming very sexually curious. We would be in field service and we'd sit in the back of the van and put our bookbags on our lap in an upright position. The bags "sort of" hid our "wandering" hands on each other; although I'm pretty sure one friend knew what we were doing!
Becky