Isn't the tie a phallic symbol

by hippikon 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • LDH
    LDH

    ROFLMAO @ hippikon.

    Now that you mention it hip, I wonder do the guys who wear the flashy ties have you-know-what envy. LOL.

    Did any one see that movie The Nutty Professor with Eddie Murphy? I don't know if you caught it, but there is a scene when he leaves the nightclub and runs out and gets in his Lamborghini or Ferrari and he squeals breakes. As the car flips around, the License plate says

    "PNS CAR" LOL nobody I know caught that except for me. Wonder what that says, LOL.

  • JAVA
    JAVA

    hippikon,

    Nice Big Tie

    Hey, I'm just trying to keep up with Dilbert.

    One of the students followed me into the office last year getting pictures for the Yearbook. I sat down at the computer and raised my coffee cup in the air as a saluting pose to the graduating class. That's the only digital picture I have, and when I saw how this thread was going with ties and beards . . . The Phallic Devil made me do it!

    --JAVA
    counting time at the Coffee Shop

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Watching sister Ball absentmindedly twirl a yellow hi-lighter across her lips and tongue seemed very phallic to me.

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    Well, being gay, almost everything is a phallic symbol to me, hee hee.

    I love beards since I am a bear. A bear is a big hairy, usually bearded man. Bears are a subculture of gay society. Lots of married bi guys are attracted to bears since they are typically masculine.

    hugs

    Joel

  • LDH
    LDH

    EWWWW Joel I hate big hairy guys, LOL!!!

    I'm gonna WAX you! LOL!!!

  • zev
    zev

    Reminds me of a little saying I use once in a while...

    Long and thin will make them grin, but short and thick will do the trick.

    The ties of course

    __
    zev
    Sitting on the Wrong Side of the Fence Class

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    The tie is a perfect tool for the society.

    Tying a noose around your own neck every day promotes the proper attitude of humility.

    (Tina: OK, OK, I know I've used this line on H2O; but when you're a dimwit like wot I am, you gotta recycle stuff...)

    Expatbrit

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    All this talk about phallic symbols. Surrounding my home are 7 huge palm trees, four palm trees surround our pool. The largest palm tree is in the front of the house. I have several strands of Christmas lights all different colors and most blink in different modes surrounding the tree in the front yard. It looks like a huge light tower. Most everyone in town drives by at Christmas to see how many more lights I have adorned the palm tree with. This tree is about 40 feet high, maybe more. The neighbors have named the tree as the lighted phallic symbol.

    You can imagine the looks on the JWs face when they drive by at Christmas.

  • idaho
    idaho

    yeah expatbrit

    My thought too. A tie is a very good killing instrument
    It gives me a whole new perpective of the expression
    "Dress to kill"

    Hey JAVA

    I like your portrait on your cup - was it taken prior to
    you leaving the Society?

  • JAVA
    JAVA

    idaho,

    The figure on the cup is a Native American bull (another phallic symbol?) of some sort. A few students gave me the cup a couple of years ago; I wonder what they were trying to say? However, I like your suggestion, that could be a picture of me when I was an elder!

    --JAVA
    counting time at the Coffee Shop

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