I will tell you a really funny answer phone story...
I got my pioneer friend' fiance to put a sexy husky voice message on my answer phone for a joke. I couldn't believe how well she carried it out - she said something about me being 'tied up' and unavailable for... say 20 minutes.
It wasn't what she said. It was the way she said it, and guess what? As soon as we walked out, an elder phoned, and without leaving his name (but I knew who it was) he said "I don't like your phone message it's. it's. it's..................suggestive!" and he hung up.