: Do you have a sister named Fannie Farkel?
Fannie died. But Fran and Sparkle are still alive. So are my brothers Simon & Art Gar Farkel.
Dave: go away!
Farkel
by Farkel 23 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
: Do you have a sister named Fannie Farkel?
Fannie died. But Fran and Sparkle are still alive. So are my brothers Simon & Art Gar Farkel.
Dave: go away!
Farkel
...bunch of ass-nuggets....
Fark,
Bite my pagoda
Howdy Farkel.
What would I call them???
A bunch of prophet wan-a-bees!!!
What else can we call them seeing as they have been wrong all the time.
Oh yes. I guess false prophets can apply here too.
But in the words of a poster you know well, they are a bunch of dip#%@#$!!!!!
neyank
Also, one of their favorite scriptures is about the faithful and unfaithful (EVIL) slave. Of course they don't seem to recognize, that it is the unfaithful (Evil) slave, that is always trying to figure out just exactly when the Master will return.
The faithful slave is busy doing the Masters work and doesn't have time to worry about when the Master will return, that slave just keeps busy doing what he/she is supposed to do.
So, given the history of the WT ALWAYS trying to figure out when the Master will return, I think they also qualify as the EVIL SLAVE.
Borgfree
I could always use my favorite term here to describe them. What would you call them, given their claim and given the facts that their claims are always wrong?
How do you spell "Fart in the Wind"
....Snake oil wandering salesmen....
Farkel was the neighbor that was introduced with all the kids with red hair on Laugh-In. I believe his name was Fred Farkel.
One of the comedians had all kids with red hair and he introduced this neighbor with red hair. GET IT??
BREEZE
an abomination
I'd call em a bunch of FIP-DUCKS who have convinced unsuspecting book-selling followers that their OWN press release is true.
boozy