LOCAL NEEDS: Let's Auxiliary Pioneer (page 2)

dsgal

Big Tex,

Fred Mertz also wears one of those caps.I don't know why I said that.

nilfun

"sleep hat" -LOL

The following was drummed into my head:

Get your time in early in the day, early in the week, early in the month (and if you were a reg pioneer) early in the year.

edited to add:

GAG

Edited by - nilfun on 18 October 2002 12:54:44

abbagail

LMHO @ the Econo Lodge Bear & Fred Mertz! And don't forget Barney Phife (Fife?) He wore a sleeping cap also.

PurpleV, LOL! Set up returns visits for when you knew they would not be home. Who woulda thought?

And like WHO got to meet for service at 9, 9:30 or 10? Ours was always 8:30 AM so we could be on the street by 9 AM! It was a killer to be up and out so early. But then again, by 10 AM it was 90 degrees outside, so best to start early and quit early.

GRITS
[applauding for all the auxiliary pioneers who didn't get their name called out]

PurpleV

LOL Grits!

PurpleV, LOL! Set up returns visits for when you knew they would not be home. Who woulda thought?

Yup, and leave a couple of old mags at the door and not only count the time but placements go up!! Ranks right up there with pretending to depress the doorbell!

My mom's got me beat, though. She counted the time she studied with ME as a child before I was dunked!!

Dismembered

Now PurpleV,

Now that's cheatin. careful or you goin' to hell

Dismembered

Big Tex

Yeah, this is the type of sleep hat I was talking about (would you be able to take this guy seriously from the platform?):

nilfun

would you be able to take this guy seriously from the platform?

GUFFAW!

wildfire

hell people dig this (can you tell i amfrom the 60s era hahah) we had a brother who hadnt been to meetings in over a year.... well he started to come back and all of a sudden he was announced from the platform that he was auxiallary pioneering... which everyone applauded but looked righteously puzzled....... i feel sorry for the bloke he suffers from schizoprenia so i think they were just trying to encourage him....... i have no idea if he made his quota.... but just goes to show its the numbers that count in this racket (religion is a snare and a racket ha ,,, the judge was right!!!!!!!)

LOCAL NEEDS: Let's Auxiliary Pioneer

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