Fun at the KH

by WildTurkey 21 Replies latest jw friends

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  Nathan Natas

  Rig the piano so it plays the Alfred Hitchcock theme (The Funeral March of the Marionettes) without human intervention.

  Wear sunglasses to the public talk and halfway through the talk, take them off, shouting loudly, "i CAN SEE!"

  Don't let anyone sit next to you. Tell them you're saving a place for Elijah.

  Have a conversation with the empty seat next to you. In pig latin.

  While the public talk is in progress, bar the door from the outside so they cannot be opened.

  Get skunk essence (from the same sporting goods store you got the deer whizz) and release a couple of drops in the restroom.

  Find a place to (a closet, above ceiling tiles) conceal three or four raw eggs in the shell. Give them time to get mellow.

  Edited by - Nathan Natas on 20 October 2002 0:59:11
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  eyegirl

  omg!!! lmao!!!!!! i wanna go to the meeting with you guys sometime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  wednesday

  Well this did not happen at teh hall, but my boys once called one of those prayer lines and gave them my number and told them j had a drinking porblem and needed help.They said i would deny it. So for real those jokers callled me and i did deny it and well if u could have heard the howls of laughter in the house-i guess it was funny.
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  TruckerGB

  WT. As usual you make me roll around laughing,how about all us bikers crashing through the doors,doing doughnuts,and leaving lots of rubber on the floor.

  Yours feeling naughty,

  Rich.
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  TR

  This noise is FUN- NEY!

  Dudes, go to the meeting with a zucchini in your pants, unless of course you don't need one. Then say to those you meet; "I'm very happy to meet you."

  Girls, go to meeting with a "beat me, bite me, whip me, f**k me" t-shirt on, wet of course.

  Go to meeting with "bubba teeth" on, unless of course "bubba" is already there.

  Go to meeting dressed as hobo and ask where the soup kitchen is.

  Impersonate circuit overseer and impart "new light" to the congregation.
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  Brummie

  How about dig up CTRussell and sit him clean up the front of the KH?

  Seriousley this thread has been splitting my sides!

  especially this one:

  Start a wave.....bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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  LyinEyes

  This is funny stuff..... too bad I had to be counseled in the library for my children pulling some of these antics........

  My youngest son, was 6 and would make very loud farting noises on his arm, during the meeting. Then would look so innocent , but I would bust up laughing and had to leave the hall....what a good example of an elders wife I was..hehehehe

  This same child, our youngest, also would say,,"Amen", very loudly,, about 5 seconds before the prayer was even over. I guess he got used to the way the prayer would sound close to the end. SO much for their non repetious prayers.

  Have you ever had one of your kids fart very loudy, (for real) and smelly, and say.... "MAMA"!???!!!

  OMG , how embarrassing and damn I looked guilty too.
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  Dismembered

  Start song before boring public talk is over. Do not shut off claim buttons are broken

  Sit up in front seat and open mouth wide (so wide he can see what you had for breakfast) and YAWNNN really loud at speaker

  Sit in front row when CO is visiting and have shit eating grin on your face.

  When handling mikes, continue to drop them. (and say oops Mr Butterfingers)

  Tear pages out of bible and make paper airplanes fling towards the front

  slap old sister in back of head, claiming to swat a bug

  Dismembered

  PS WT, TR you guys are crazy

  Edited by - Dismembered on 20 October 2002 10:27:22
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  CC Ryder

  Put gooey, sticky candy in Contribution Box

  Put slips of paper with "I want my money back!!!" written on them in the Contribution Box

  Put up a "Bingo Tonight" Ad out in front of the KH

  Eat a bowl of beans with broccoli and coliflower before the meeting

  (This is fun) Thanks for starting it WT!!!

  CC
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  WildTurkey

  LOL you guys are great!!! lets do a few more.

  In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors" put in the donation box

  Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

  As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

  Ask people what sex they are.

  Put mosquito netting around you and tell everyone Oh Im Disfellowshiped!.