While i was reading your post it brought back memories of when I went out in service as a child....I would always say the same thing....and as i got older it changed very little...some of my friends would make fun of me cuz I sounded rediculous. While i was still young I would try to count the doors ahead and see if there were any cars in the driveway and try to make it so that my partner would get those...when i got in the teenage yrs i only went with other teenagers that hated it tooo and we would be out with the group and go up to the door and act like we were knocking, little did they know we werent even touching the door....I felt the same way you did about disturbing ppl..but i have been out for 6 yrs and do you know that I haven't had a jw come to my door....and they wouldnt know not to come cuz i dont live in the same place...Its just funny to me, we used to scour the neighborhoods in my hometown.