LOL.......mine's the opening shot of Homer watching a Miss World contest and he says'
"Hhhmmmmm T and A's
J Gull
by gilwarrior 22 Replies latest social entertainment
LOL.......mine's the opening shot of Homer watching a Miss World contest and he says'
"Hhhmmmmm T and A's
J Gull
Wow, there's so many to pick from. Lately, for me it's a scene, I forget the episode, when somehow Homer is confronted with the prospect of dying and nonchalantly says, "Eh, I've had a good run".
Then there are the Sideshow Bob moments. And of course, I cannot forget Homer's mission to space, when the ants got free and Kent Brockman got all carried away on the news, telling viewers that an army of giant space ants was about to invade Earth and that "I for one welcome our new ant overlords" while a picture is displayed of an giant ant chasing a human with a whip. Then later, his sign "Hail Ants" is hilarious.
Just too many great moments.
Homers words of wisdom: "Here's to alcohol, the cause AND solution to all of life's problems"
I also like the boxcar racing episode where Martin's boxcar bursts into flames as it rockets down the hill. It crashes, Martin's on fire and the firemen just put out the flames on the boxcar and let him run around on fire...I also like it because I was watching it with the doctor and my wife while she was giving birth to my son
When Homer's toy rocket accidentally crashes into the Church in Springfield, it blows up and burns right down to the ground. Marge then says to Homer "This is absolutely the worst thing you've ever done!" and Homer then says "You say that so much it's lost all meaning!"
I know, I'm wierd, but I always laugh my ass off at the episode where Homer goes to Krusty's Clown College. My fav scene is Homer at the dinner table, he keeps seeing Marge and the kids as clowns and finally blurts out, "I don't care what anyone says, I'm going to Clown College" Barts classic response after Homer flees the room..."I don't think anyone expected him to say that." God I love that scene. Bart and Homer Rock.
I also like the one where they show the future, Maggie is a teen, Homer goes into her room, sees her on the phone and as he walks out says "Doesn't that girl ever shut up" This about a girl that's had ONE WORD in what now, 10 years?
I love the scene where Bart walks into the mini-mart right after Apu has been robbed. Bart doesn't notice Apu is bound and gagged; he goes straight to the comics section and starts reading.
Apu is frantically making sounds and when Bart finally notices, he runs over and rips the tape of off Apu's mouth. You'd think the first thing he would say is, "Help, I've just been robbed." Instead he tells Bart, "The magazines are not for reading."
I laugh my ass off whenver I even THINK of that scene.
Lisa
Good thread, Gil.
Another scene is when everyone in town is making their own movies for the Springfield Film Festival. The Flanders are making a movie about baby Moses in the Nile River. They put Rod (or Todd, you can't tell them apart) in a basket into a river. The current is very fast. Rod (or Todd) starts screaming as the current is rapidly taking him down stream. Ned them starts praying to God, telling him to help him out. Suddenly, clouds start to form and a lightning bolt strikes a tree and the tree falls between the two sides of the river stopping the basket that Rod (or Todd) is in.
Rod (or Todd) then says, "Thank you, God."
Then a hand comes out of the clouds making an OK sign and you hear a deep voice (presumably God) say, "Okalee-dokely!"
In another scene, Homer looks out into Flanders backyard, sees many people and a sign that says "Flanders Family Reunion."
He then says, "Hey, Flanders!"
Then about one hundred people in union turn around and all say, "HI-DID-A-LEE-HO, NEIGHBOR-EENO!
I like when the police are interrogating Moe about whether he shot Mr Burns and he is hooked up to a lie detector that buzzes when he lies and pings when he tells the truth:
http://www.duke.edu/%7Egmw/moe_and_the_lie_detector.html
(edited because I forgot about how horrible it is when people embed sound files in topics )
Edited by - Simon on 13 November 2002 19:7:27
Edited by - Simon on 13 November 2002 19:8:40
i like the one where bart has a 2 way radio and puts it by a well ( i think it was a well) and waits for rod and todd to come bye and says"rod and todd this is god" and tells them to put cookies into the well
another good scene is when bart had the lettering machine and was putting his name on everything inthe house and Homer goes to the fridge and says "d-oh there is only one beer and thats barts"( in his very wihney voice)
and one that actualy made me a lil sad was when homer thought he was going to die and was going into the kids rooms while they were sleeping to day goodbye to them and when he goes to Maggies room he said somthing like "aah Maggie, im not going to see you grow up"
yeah yeah i know im kinda sappy