Things said on stage that made you laugh

by LyinEyes 21 Replies latest social humour

  • songmistress
    songmistress

    OMG Craig, the vision of Don Whiteman dying with laughter. I alway have appreciated his sense of humor.

    I remember one talk given by our presiding overseer Ralph Mancia. It was a talk on family. At the time I was pregnant with my 2nd child. My oldest was slumped in the chair looking at his bible stories book. Anyway at one point in the talk, Ralph asked the question, "What will you say when your children ask you 'Where do babies come from?' My son who I would have sworn was not paying attention piped up in a loud voice "From mommies tummy". The KH busted a gut. It was then I learned that out children are paying attention even if they don't seem to be.

    In 1978 members of the congregation traveled caravan style to Seattle for the summer convention. Since it was the day before the convention, we decided as a group to stop at the Olympia Brewery to take a tour. This happened to be my 21st birthday and I had just been baptized earlier that year. At the end of the tour we were taken to the tasting room. I decided that since I was legal now I would have a beer. I was carded and it was noticed that it was my birthday, so the lady asked everyone to since Happy Birthday. Of course the room was crawling with Dubs and only a few (non-dubs) started singing. I was mortified. The dubs from our congo were all laughing, but the one I remember so vividly was again Ralph Mancia. He was in a corner, doubled over, holding his belly. And here I am this newly baptized sister asking Jah to open the floor and swallow me up.

    Thanks Dede. It is good to remember the lighter moments.

  • kelpie
    kelpie

    I have tears rolling down my face from reading these stories. It is like where do I start. I have many memories of laughing.

    One that stands out is back about 10 years ago and I was only about 15. I was giving a number 3 talk. Dont ask me what it was on. Our sound system back then wasnt very good and when trucks would drive past (as we were near the highway) and they spoke on their cb's it would cut in over our microphones.

    Well I was giving my talk and I was just about to say something and this voice came over the speakers saying "anyone want some lovin tonight?? Well being only 15 and very nervous up on the stage, I completely lost it. the other 15 year old giving the talk with me also lost control.

    We would compose ourself and then one of us would start laughing again and off we went. I spent the whole talk laughing.

    You can imgaine I got a W for work on!

    Another one was a elder was giving the public talk and the poduim that he stood at wasnt enclose so you could see all of him. My sister and I were sitting right up the front in, smack bang in front of him when all of a sudden he reached down and gave his groin a real good scratch. I dont mean a quick touch, it was like a 30 second thing. Well my sister and i just lost in. You have to picture the fact that when I laugh my whole body shakes so here I was right up the front, trying not to laugh but failing miserably with shoulders shaking.

    The elder didnt miss a beat in his talk.. It was sooooo funny.

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