I had a visitor last night...

by ozziepost 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Ozzie, mate, you just freaked me out. I hate snakes...they are the creepiest things alive...and where there's long grass there's sure to be snakes, even in the suburbs.

    Guess what, we're in a new subdivision so lots of long grass and disturbed and upturned ground...how nice...and a drought to go with it.

    There's no poisonous snakes in NZ and plenty of water too....excuse me while I reflect on the good times LOL.

    Ewww..snakes....glad you're okay Ozzie...now its time you confessed and tell everyone that after one or two glasses/bottles of your favourite shiraz with your dinner, it was in fact the garden hose you were kicking

    ~Beck~

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    LOL @ the hose aka "snake"

    Just a few weeks ago we had a brown snake (also deadly) in the car park at work. My office is in a semi-rural area too, and the snake had come down from a nearby hill (which is adjacent to the car park). After a bit of encouragement, the snake slid back up the hill. My office window overlooks that hill, so I tend to keep an eye out for that snake!!

  • Sentinel
    Sentinel

    Oh No!!!!!

    A big, bad snake, and you actually "touched" it! Yikes. I am curious of those creatures, but only "real curious" about the ones that I know aren't poisonous. I've lived in the mountainous areas of Maryland and Virginia, and have come across rattlesnake dens, and seen some very large anaconda type snakes on two occasions.

    Once hubby and I were checking out a very old abandoned mill. He was up ahead, and I was doing shortcuts to catch up. I saw what I thought was an oddly shaped piece of dark wood across a shaded path as I was running, and as I leaped over it, it was the biggest black snake I've ever seen in my entire life. I guess it was a black snake. It was blackish/brown and at least 12 inches round. I saw it's head and I was already in the air, but tried to swim up even higher, as it slowly slithered away. Of course, my screams echoed down the mountainside, and other visitors came running.

    We had quite a large black snake on the front porch of our new home. We've had a bad drought here for three years now, and you are right, the poor creatures are looking for safe places to have their babies or feed. I was backing my car out of the garage to go to work, and saw "something" out of the corner of my right eye, slithering down our front steps. I was mesmerized, and actually stopped the car, got out, and got pretty close to it. I ran into the house and got my camera for pictures. It was a good four feet long, and stopped to look at me, but then continued on across our yard, across the road and into the neighbors yard.

    I've heard that in your land there are quite a few poisonous snakes. Not only poisonous, but deadly! They actually get up into vehicles, and into houses. So creepy. As long as I can see it, and know that I have exit, I'm alright, but to find one in my car or bathroom would never do. (I don't even want to think that one might be in the bedroom.)

    What an interesting story, Ozzie. I enjoyed it. Glad the critter was dead though, or you'd have been bitten for sure.

  • A Paduan
    A Paduan

    I found one of those in my wife's shoe one day, and when I cut it's head off with the square end shovel, the head flew off into the yard and for some reason I couldn't find it, so for a while we couldn't let our little boy into the yard in case he stood on the head or picked it up and got spicked by the fangs.

    Do you live near any new subdivisions Aussie - at our old place whenever they'd cut up some more land nearby we'd have snakes coming in. I thought of suggesting to the council that they trap and release them somewhere else before the bulldozing starts in new areas - the snakes do the runner every time - I was told that a taipan will only range about 4 kms (2 1/2 miles) in a lifetime.

    You can crack a red bellied black like a whip pretty easy.

    paduan

    Edited by - a paduan on 30 October 2002 19:56:8

  • Crazy151drinker
    Crazy151drinker

    And here I was thinking you saw Elvis

  • Princess
    Princess

    I'm glad we don't have snakes around here! My husband is a plumber and he's had customers tell of rats in the toilets. I would move out of the house immediately.

    Some of the surrounding areas are having problems with cougars as they build more houses and clear out the wooded areas.

    My home is mostly critter free. Just a pesky mole (currently avoiding twelve traps set in the yard) and two short redheads.

    Rachel

  • Bendrr
    Bendrr

    I like snakes, though I will kill a poisonous one if I see it, but I absolutely hate spiders. Ozzie, your story reminds me of my own little visitor a couple of weeks ago. There'd been this orb weaver spider outside my bathroom window for a while and I just left it alone. Every morning it would have a web up in the windowframe. One morning the web wasn't there. When I was leaving for work I opened the door and was about to walk outside and it was still dark outside so I almost didn't see it. Luckily the streetlight in the parking lot caught the web and I saw it just in time. The little bastard had gotten ambitious the night before and built a web that covered my apartment's doorway. I would have ended up with that....thing....in my face had I walked into the web. Needless to say, there's one less spider in the world now.

    Mike.

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    LOL@Rachel "critter free"

    Andy's ex mother in law had a wombat burrowing underneath her house...they had to get rid of it as they can be quite vicious little creatures, they look so lovable..but then again, all aussies look lovable LOL - LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING!!

    Also, Andy's brother used to restump houses...and he quite often encountered snakes nesting under people's houses - he also had a farm and they lost a couple of dogs from snake bites.

    A Paduan...whatever made me think you were mexican or something LOL.

    You can crack a red bellied black like a whip pretty easy.

    Do ya think?? How can this be when you are screaming hysterically with eyes closed shut and both hands clenched into a fist waving frantically in the air as you lift each leg one at a time while in the same spot? To have the composure and to be calm long enough to crack a whip would be nice

    ~Beck~

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Just a black snake? I thought this thread must be about the other kind of snake, a Watchtowerite!

    Don't let Ozzie freak you out, Mulan and others, he's joking - you'll never see a snake in the civilised parts of Oz. It's another one of those stupid perceptions about this country, like having kangaroos jumping down George St, Sydney.

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne
    you'll never see a snake in the civilised parts of Oz

    Are you for real? 10 months ago my neighbours came over with half a baby snake, the other half was mashed up by their shovel. No joke.

    ~Beck~

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