I had a visitor last night...

by ozziepost 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex
    you'll never see a snake in the civilised parts of Oz

    I've never had the pleasure of visiting Australia, but my woman used to live there (1970-1973). She spent 6 months in Sydney and then her father started up an aluminium plant in the Northern Territory (near Nhulunbuy). Now according to her, there were funnel web spiders in the forest nearby, great white sharks spawned in their bay (about 2-3 km away), jellyfish and sea snakes were also in the same bay and buffalo used to graze on their lawn. One day a brown snake (is that the right name? It's one of the top poisonous ones) was curled up on their back porch. Her mother took a broom and shooed it outside whereupon it reared back as if it were going to strike. She then took a shovel and smashed it again and again until it was snake hamburger. She was a real manly woman.

    Now, perhaps I'm a wimp but I much prefer living in an environment where the deadliest thing I have to deal with is fire ants and black widow spiders. It's not that I'm scared of snakes, but having one whose bite could kill me in 10 seconds crawl up to my house is just a bit much for this tender foot.

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    LOL at the waterhose thing.........

    Thanks to Princess,,(hehehe),,,,,, I will never go to the toilet in the dark without looking again,,,,,,,,, omg,,, rats in the toilet bowl..........I HATE rats. I would deal with snakes any day... I have a rat/mouse phobia. I am seriously scared to go to the bathroom now,,,,,, I have heard of snakes in the toilet , but rats.......??????

  • Xandria
    Xandria

    Welll... I don't like spiders and snakesss....!

    (Shiver) I had a rattlesnake one morning curled on my porch warming itself.. totally scared the poop outta me! I was so frightened that my kitties ( that I had at the time indoors) would mess with the snake. I called 911 and the fire department came and removed the snake.

    Then my husband saved me from a huge scorpion. When we lived in Fountain Hills. Then when I was at work with the district, we had killer bees, attack the bus! They swarmed all over, apparently they are sensitive to loud sounds and the rumble of the engine of the bus disturbed them. Luckily only one window was down. We called for help on the radio and they sent the Fire Department out to hose down the bus and hive in foam ( it smothers them). The kids, the bus driver and I were all very scared and relieved to know we were safe in the vehicle.

    Living in Az... can be an adventure. We moved in 1998 to NC. but we are in the city. So we don't have havolina pigs, snakes, spider or scorpions roaming the range. My father ( who is not JW) lives out there in Scottsdale still.

  • kelpie
    kelpie

    Being an aussie girl who was raised on a farm herself I must say that I would rather live in country where snakes are one of your worst worries then in a country where you have to look out for bears.!!!

    At least with snakes if you make noise and cause vibrations they will go the other way.. A bear would come torward you wouldnt it??

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Well, was it a snake? Was old Ozzie simply looking through shiraz shaded glasses?

    No, can you believe old Ozzie hadn't had a drop to drink. Actually Mrs Ozzie and I had travelled to a nearby town to hear a lecture from a well-known Bible scholar on First Thessalonians!

    And, yes, it was a snake. Actually I tried some close-up shots of it with my camera last night. Sorry, Steph, I don't have a digital. I ain't that modern!!

    This morning I invited the next-door neighbour to come and see. I suggested she bring her four year old daughter to show her and to impress upon her the need to watch out for such creatures, and if she sees one, not to touch it. Not like old Ozzie, eh?

    It's alright, youse lot, Mrs Ozzie thinks I'm CRAZY for kicking it! Or perhaps I got it wrong; she thinks I'm just crazy!

    Cheers, Ozzie

  • SYN
    SYN

    When I was a kid living on the coast, I nearly got bitten by a black Mamba. My Dad cut it to pieces he was so angry!

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