Trigger Happy TV

by LDH 15 Replies latest social entertainment

  • RandomTask
    RandomTask

    My favorite (imaginary) British sitcom:

    Bart: You're watching PBS?
    Homer: Hey, I'm as surprised as you, but I stumbled across the most delicious British sitcom.
    [the title of the show appears on the screen]
    Bart: [reading it] "Do Shut Up"?
    Homer: It's about a hard-drinking yet loving family of soccer hooligans. If they're not having a go with the birds, they're having a row with the wankers.
    Bart: Cheeky.

    % On screen, Eighties punk music plays as two brothers celebrate
    % Christmas, hooligan-style.

    Brother 1: Jolly sodding X-mas, major. [presents a bottle of beer] Choke on it! [whacks the other man over the head with it. Bart and Homer laugh]
    Brother 2: Oh, crikey! You gave me a smash on the noggin last year.
    [pulls out a crowbar, and the two begin to fight]
    Mum: [walks into the room with a teapot of water] Not in my parlor, you don't. [throws the water on them]
    Brother 2: Aw, me eyes!
    Brother 1: Aw, I'm scalded, I am.
    Homer: The mother's the voice of reason.
    Bart: Here come the cricket bats.
    [the two brothers advance on their mother]
    Mum: You don't have the cobbles.
    [suddenly, the show is interrupted by a man wearing a sweater]
    Man: [chuckles] Classic. Not hard to see why it's England's longest-running series, and today, we're
    showing all seven episodes.

  • Matty
    Matty

    LOL RT, you've definitely got our disgusting sense of humour, you will have to submit that script to the BBC, and work on a few more!

  • LDH
    LDH

    OH MY GOD...the Porn one was so funny I couldn't catch my breath.

    My favorite so far....the one where this American tourist was in London in front of Big Ben, and this guy 'volunteers' to take a picture of him with his own camera.

    As the American is posing, a guy in a Grim Reaper costume comes up behind him with his sickle, and looks directly over his shoulder just as the picture gets snapped. I but when that film got developed that American guy shat his britches.

    Lisa

  • BeautifulGarbage
    BeautifulGarbage

    So, Lisa, we are in the same time zone. What time is the show on? Been trying to find out when, but no luck.

    Andee

  • LDH
    LDH

    SORRY BG!!!

    It comes on Sunday night at 10:30 and also Wednesday night.

    My husband leaves the room. (I'm frequently laughing so hard I'm crying.)

    Lisa

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    I dunno, I am still out on this one. There are moments where I am crying I am laughing so hard, and other bits that just annoy the hell out of me. (You can't go wrong with two people in rabbit suits humping in an elevator--GOOD STUFF)

    The guy is pretty innovative tho, and has a cracked mind, so based on that alone he is ok by me.

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