Sorry about the sound. I was on a computer at work that has no sound, and did not
realize there was sound attached.
by JH 42 Replies latest jw friends
Sorry about the sound. I was on a computer at work that has no sound, and did not
realize there was sound attached.
Not even wild Horses, all the gold in Fort knox could not convince me to go back. They are a doomed faith for they added to and took away from Gods words.
Not for all the tea in China.....
not if the image of a Watchtower appeared in my oatmeal.....
not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.....
no way, Jose......
not if Satan himself walked up and told me he'd been wrong the whole time.......
in other words........
NO, NO AND NO!!!
i've said it before and i'll say it again-
i would rather chew off my own arm and beat myself to death with it than go back to the JoHo's.
I don't want to have any interaction with a God that demands that I worship him.
Well, I'm going back. Come next Sunday, I'll be sitting in the back seat, and my mum is kind enough to sit next to me. Honestly, I'm going back.
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Kidding!
Topless Female Theocratic Ministry School Students!
Unfortunately I'd get kicked out sharpish as I wouldn't sit in the back like a good humble Apostate but rather right up front for the added eye-candy. Dagnabbitalltoheck!
Not even if God himself told me that this, in fact, TRULY WAS his organization! NO WAY! NO HOW! would I ever go back!!
Wait a f***ing minute! (slaps self upside the head) I have never a jw.
OOPS! never mind!
68storm
Dammit SYN ! you beat me to it again, that was my idea!
"FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I'M FREE AT LAST."
NOT GOING BACK. NOT GOING BACK. NEVER AGAIN! NEVER AGAIN!