Earthly Resurrection Belief is INSANE

by PopeOfEruke 32 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    TR

    Thats the point - if you survive Armageddon you keep the pussy and/or weiner, but if you die a day before Armageddon and get resurrected you lose them!

    So Steve's wife is "intact", just poor old Steve lost his tackle.

    Bummer........unless your name is Paul....

    Pope

  • emancipated
    emancipated

    I too could never understand how anyone could think the WTS interpretation of that verse made any sense at all, even when I was a Dub.

  • siegswife
    siegswife

    Yea...I have to add this one to my list of things they taught that I never really believed.

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