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by stormbringer 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • Realist
    Realist

    isn't the UN supposed to declare war on religion worldwide? i thought thats the final sign!?

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman
    Wouldn't the site be interesting if we could have civil conversations with practising Witnesses who would be willing to enage their minds and debate

    "practising Witnesses" ---> "enage their minds"

    Bzzzt - SORRY, that's a contradiction in terms.

  • TR
    TR

    Forgive me for I have sinned! I'm going to start going to meetings again. I miss them. I miss the companionship of fellow worshippers of Jah. Hopefully my wife and kids will go with me and we can be one big united family under the care of the Christian Congregation of JWs. I miss the discipline and meaty lessons at the Hall. God help me come back to you under the care of the loving elders!

    Whaaa....huhhh!!!! Oh crap, what a bad dream! Whew! It was just a nightmare!

    TR

    Edited by - TR on 20 November 2002 11:7:52

  • pettygrudger
    pettygrudger

    Houston, we have a live one.

  • Mary
    Mary

    JH asked: Tell me, who is the king of the north today. The WT doesn't even know.

    I know! I know!..........It's Satan Claus.......I mean Santa Claus!!!

  • PurpleV
    PurpleV

    Did you count a whole hour of time for that one little post? Oh, right, you had to spend some time registering and stuff, and booting up the computer takes time too.

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    You know, I just had a similar thought. I thought "what if the JW are right after all".... But then I started thinking some more. and all the stuff I had to do, if they are right.... Like sitting at the back row. Kissing elders ass etc. I just don't want to.

    Lets eat, drink, and have sex, cause tomorrow, or the day after, or the day after that, we die....

  • Buster
    Buster

    Stormbringer you are absolutely correct. I have noticed that the world events of our day and age have been in complete harmony with plans clearly laid out for us in God's word sooo long ago. It is clear that we have seen Christ's presence since taking kingship over this world in 1799, 1874, 1879, 1914, thereby marking the beginning of the end of this wicked system of things in 1914, 1975 soon.

    So, starting today, tomorrow, soon, I'll sell my house. Move back to Franklin. Attend the Kingdom Hall where I can lovingly forgive the two pedophiles that attend there (praise Jah that they can join me in the Witnessing work). I'm gonna buy a bunch of books and magazines to sell. I'll tell my daughter that she will not be attending college. And my son will just have to try to avoid going to the bathroom when there are pedophiles in there.

    I could live to my potential: become an elder, enforce made-up rules and see how well I can twist the psyches of the youngsters in the congregation. And maybe, just maybe, someday, I'll get to give a part at a Circuit Assembly, maybe even a prayer where I can lead 2000 people in a plea for freedom from independant thought.

    I can see clearly, can interpret most of today's events, think I understand some things, will let the WTS interpret everything for me and I'll take it from there.

  • NameWithheld
    NameWithheld

    Hmmm, well, I guess the storm is over then. Didn't feel like a storm, maybe just a sprinkle...

  • NameWithheld
    NameWithheld
    You people know deep down that all that you were taught is beggining to happen

    I was taught that the generation of people that 'saw' 1914 (ha ha define 'saw') would by no means perish before the end.

    Is that beggining(sic) to happen now?

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