What kind of car would Jesus drive?

by Binky 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • RubyTuesday
    RubyTuesday

    This sure would beat walking on water!

  • Trauma_Hound
    Trauma_Hound

    A hotrod of course, haven't you heard the song "Jesus built my hotrod" by ministry?

  • gsx1138
    gsx1138

    Considering there is no good evidence that he actually existed at all and may just be a myth stolen from other cultures, I'd say he would drive the Paradox from Saturday Night Live. He existed, or did he? Is he driving or not? Is it a sedan or an economy car? Is he the son of god or not?

  • back2dafront
    back2dafront

    Probably one of the Society's Buick LaSabre's. With tinted windows, of course.

    And he'd have a room on the top of 124 more than likely.

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    One of those Dodge/Ford/Chevy vans that seat 13. So he and the apostles could all ride together.

  • JH
    JH

    He would have driven a CHRISTsler

  • talley
    talley

    My Hubby says Christ would drive the biggest most luxuriously appointed HUMMER

  • ring
    ring

    Think Jesus has 'organ donor' stamped on his drivers license?

  • Makena1
    Makena1

    This thread made me think of one of my favorite ZZ Top songs:

    Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
    Well now, Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
    Yeah, yeah.
    Workin' from one end to the other and all points in between.

    Took a jump through Mississippi, well, muddy water turned to wine.
    Took a jump through Mississippi, muddy water turned to wine.
    Yeah, yeah.
    Then out to California through the forests and the pines.
    Ah, take me with you, Jesus.

    You might not see him in person but he'll se you just the same.
    You might not see him in person but he'll se you just the same.
    Yeah, yeah.
    You don't have to worry 'cause takin' care of business is his name.

    Here is a link to some great car poster art:

    http://www.petersen.org/default.cfm?docid=1501

  • Athanasius
    Athanasius

    A Triumpth.

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