What kind of car would Jesus drive?

by Binky 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • Surreptitious
    Surreptitious

    Yeah, Athan, I was thinking the same thing 'cause he rode out of Jerusalem in a Triumph. But it wasn't his only car, because he also drove the money changers out of the temple in a Fury. The one he probably used most though was an Asstro.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Jesus would drive the JesusMobile,sort of like the BatMobile.He would live in the JesusCave,and have all the Jesus fancy gagets to fight the devil...(sung to the tune of the old batman theme song)Na-na-na-na-nana-nana-na ..Jesus!....I hope Jesus has a good sense of humour,LOL...OUTLAW

  • searcher
    searcher

    Whatever he drives, he better make sure it has 4 doors or he will have the elders on his ass.

    searcher.

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    Right on searcher!

  • The_Desert_Fox
    The_Desert_Fox

    Jesus would drive the best in German engineering, a BMW.

    Erwin

  • fulano
    fulano
    Jesus would drive the best in German engineering, a BMW.

    Erwin

    Amen, praise the lord! BMW freude am fahren.

  • fulano
    fulano

    He would have this M5, 400 hp.., tuned to 450 hp, to get rid of the fariseos...

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    Last seen leaving town --------

  • hippikon
  • fulano
    fulano

    off-topic

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