YOUR BEST DRUNK STORY

by Mary 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mary
    Mary

    What's the worse thing you ever did while drunk (assuming we've all been drunk).........When I was 16, we all got blitzed out of our minds at a Witness wedding that happened to take place on Hallowe'en. Anyway, on our way home we thought it'd be funny to whip eggs at passing cars. Unfortunately, the first (and last) car I hit was a cruiser.......I realized this as the egg was in mid-air. Amazingly, we weren't hauled in, but the cop made us clean his car off........

    Satan visited me in the form of the worst hangover anyone has ever experienced since the beginning of time..

    Edited by - Mary on 23 November 2002 19:43:23

  • musky
    musky

    I don't even want to post my worst story. I am too ashamed. I am glad I grew up somewhat, and am more responsible now. But the bad memories will be there forever.

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    If I tell, no one is gonna respect me anymore.

  • shera
    shera

    Ohhhh gezzzzzz,my worst drunk story.Should I tell??? Not a good evening to tell you the truth....

    Here I go,I went to visit my friend out of town one evening and of cousre I drank wayyy tooooooo much.I was having a grand time and lost my friend at the bar.So I made my way back to her house and she still wasn't home.I tied to get in her door ,wasn't open,so I tried her windows....couldn't get em open ither.I was getting a little sleepy,so I passed out on her lawn.While I was sleeping peacfully under her window,someone reported a break in on their neigbours home.I was rudely awakened from my slumber snooze,in the cold comfy grass buy 6 police.They threw me in the back seat,read me my rights,and were asking me many questions I don't remember.Then my stomache started to turn.....there was Heather....vomiting over the nice police man's boot.

    Finally my friend made her way home and told them,who I was and I was her friend.....

    On top of that..this is the real nasty part....She had this friend that I didn't like at all.She let her 3 yr old drink and get smacked around by her Bf,so I attacked her.I was sitting on top of her with my hands around her neck.....not good.I'm not the type of person to hurt anyone,but when it comes to children,I become very upset.While I was doing this,I dropped my wallet and someone stole it.ackkkkk.I was stranded with no money.

    When I woke up from my nitemare of an evening,I discovered I dislocated my thumb when I attacked that woman....I had to go to the hospital..smelling of beer and smoke...and he snapped my finger in place..OWEEEEE

    That was a evening of learning,I have never drank like that again.Well thats my story and I feel like this....

    Had to add that was 11 yrs ago

    Edited by - shera on 23 November 2002 20:3:46

  • animal
    animal

    My scariest was when I drove a motorcycle into a head-on with a car....

    The funniest was when I woke up in a strange room, in bed... between 2 of the ugliest women I even met. And I still dont remember how I met them, or how I got there.

    Animal

  • WildTurkey
    WildTurkey

    Im not sure but i think mine might have somthing to do with a goat.lol

    NO NOT REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jesika
    Jesika

    I can't say.

  • back2dafront
    back2dafront

    One of the most memorable is going through a 1/5 of rum underneath the Brooklyn bridge, yelling at the people making out to get a room...sitting on the edge of the rocks asking my friend if I fell in would he jump in to save me.

    oh. the first time i got drunk, i drank a 6 pack of Fosters, threw up, passed out, then woke up and drove home. How I made it i don't know, but I was very concious of driving slow and staying between the lines - somehow.

    my parents were waiting up for me, and since I was out a little later than anticipated, they sat me down and asked how my day was. I somehow managed to pull off being sober, but I still think to this day they knew I was drunk.

    Next morning i didn't feel very hot. Moms made pancakes, and poured me a nice big glass of milk.

    I had the feeling i shouldn't drink it, but I couldn't think of an excuse not to, so....I drank it.

    You can guess what happened next...

    I'm fortunate I don't have any bad experiences from drinking...

  • shera
    shera

    Come'on tell,can't be any worse than mine....

  • Mary
    Mary

    Jjizro said: I think your drunk all the time when responding to me!

    Oh Jim......if only I were!

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