YOUR BEST DRUNK STORY

by Mary 38 Replies latest jw friends

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  Mulan

  Al, that's a great story.

  Rachel you should tell the one you told us tonight, about when you were on your honeymoon.

  I've only been drunk by accident a few times. I can't hold my liquor too well. If I drink more than 3, I usually fall asleep, or do really dumb things that I don't remember.

  The worst time, happened when I was in New York with my cousin Sharon, and we met a male distant cousin of ours, and his wife, for the first time. We drank a bottle of wine (divided among 4 people........so not a lot of wine), and looked at family pictures and shared genealogy stuff. Then we had martinis...........I probably had 2, but they blasted me good. I remember trying very hard to act normal, but kept falling asleep. We even went out to dinner, but I don't remember anything. The next day was the worst, because they kept telling me all the funny things I did and said. I was so embarrassed............trying to be dignified. I didn't have a hangover either. It was very weird. I will never live that down. Sharon never told on me either...............and our cousin still teases me about it. If Dave reads this, it will be the first time he's heard the story. I was really humiliated...........but everyone thought I was a riot.

  I have to admit there is nothing funnier than a drunk acting like they aren't drunk.

  Edited by - mulan on 23 November 2002 23:56:21
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  Surreptitious

  Excuush me Mulan, but I represhent..........I represhent......I reshent that shtatement. I'm not ash think ash you drunk I am.
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  Mulan

  I know the feeling............

  I was told that I went on and on about the TV movie about The Temptations (1998) and I couldn't remember the name, so I called them The Malaysians. I ordered beer with my dinner, and my cousins said "NO" at the same time............and got me water. I ate my whole dinner, talked throughout, and don't remember a thing. I remember saying good bye to them, when they left, and going to bed............that's it.

  The cousin we had never met before, said meeting me and spending that evening together was the highlight of his trip to meet us, and he hadn't laughed that hard in years. So much for first impressions. They drove 4 hours from Pennsylvania. I will never live it down.
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  Princess

  Oh yeah. I was eighteen and in Texas on my honeymoon. I had a headache so I took a couple of aspirin with codeine right before we went to dinner. We went with a group of friends (witness honeymoon meeting all Steve's buddies in Austin) to Chuy's for dinner where I consumed three margaritas. I was underage and not a drinker so combined with the aspirin w/codeine it packed a whallop. They drove me downtown to show me sixth street but I passed out along the way. Woke up HOURS later with no memory of what had happened. Apparently I was able to switch vehicles somewhere along the way too. Thank god I didn't put on a show.

  I never learn. A few weeks ago I went to a bar with a friend to chat over a drink. The bartender was very generous with the Lagavulin and I discovered that The Red Pill from this board works there as well. Two huge drinks and no food later, my friend and I were chatting with TRP and I get up to use the ladies room. That is when I discovered I couldn't feel my feet. God, how embarrassing. They were sweet but my friend really razzed me about it on the way home. I almost fell when I got off the bar stool.

  OK, someone else's turn.
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  Surreptitious

  What's "The Red Pill" Princess?
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  Princess

  He's a poster here. He works three jobs and has a new baby so doesn't come around much anymore. Sorry, should have explained that better.
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  The_Desert_Fox

  Stick to good German beer.

  Erwin
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  LB

  Yep Princess was the fine pioneer sister. Drunk and on drugs at the same time.
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  LyinEyes

  LOL at Princess........ LB,,,,,,, what other humane way to pioneer,,,,,, it is the only way to do it,,,,, plastered........"Goodnite,, I'm one of em Jenovah's witlesses and I have the latestedddd magaziness, thee Wachtowper and Abake....... this'n here,,,, opps,,,, dropped em,,,, just wipppe those babies off, good as newp, uhhhhh yeah,,,,, this'n here ,,,, the epidermis , I mean epidemic of drug and alkieholllll avuse........"
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  orangefatcat

  My best drunk story was the so called company picnic drinking that got me both privately and publicly reproved, and the elder who was part of that committee was more drunk than me at that picnic and I told him how dare he sit there and point a finger at me when he was no better then I and he was sitting there as my accuser. What a hyypocrite. He said nothing more after that in the committee meeting and shortly after this incident he was deleted as an elder. He tried to convince me it had nothing to do with what I said in the committee meeting. Sure it didn't it had to do with his own conduct at that picnic. I think I was reproved to much and embarassed my family and my father who was an elder in the hall and I guess they were going to throw the book at me no matter what. Because I know they can't reproof you for one incident of having had too much to drink. My father wanted to make an example of me as he and I were not on talking terms. He and my mother were angry because I visited my next door neighbours and would have a beer or two with them. And my dad sad I shouldn't do that. I saw nothing wrong with it, other witnesses did it including that elder that was my accuser at the picnic and committee meeting. So I wouldn't stop so that is why my father wanted to see my get everything that was coming to me and then some. Pretty cruel eh???

  Orangefatcat.