Incest...The Biblical Thing To Do

by MrMoe 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    Gen 19:30
    After leaving Zoar, Lot settled in the hill country with his two daughters, for he dared not stay at Zoar. He lived in a cave, he and his two daughters.



    Gn 19:31-32
    The elder said to the younger, 'Our father is an old man, and there is no one here to marry us in the normal way of the world. Come on, let us ply our father with wine and sleep with him. In this way we can preserve the race by our father.'



    Gn 19:33
    And the elder slept with her father though he was unaware of her coming to bed or her leaving.



    Gn 19:34
    The next day the elder said to the younger, 'Last night, I was the one who slept with our father. Let us make him drunk again tonight, and you go sleep with him. In this way we can preserve the race by our father.'



    Gn 19:35
    And the younger went and slept with him, though he was unaware of her coming to bed or leaving.




    Gn 19:36
    Both of Lot's daughters thus became pregnant by their father.

    - The End -

  • shera
    shera

    ICK!!!

  • CaptainSchmideo
    CaptainSchmideo

    There are some scholars who believe this was a late addition to Genesis (read:inserted during the days of Israel as a nation, hundreds of years after they were supposedly written by Moses).

    Since the daughters of Lot had their children as a product of incest, then the resulting nation of the Moabites and the Ammonites were the result of unsavory parentage. This allegation would be insulting to those nations, especially since it was made part of a permanent record.

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    Either way it is in the bible and it's gross. And, if it was added later, jsut goes to show how innacurate the bible history account is.

    I dont' care how drunk Lot was, his being innocent is a load of crap.

  • roybatty
    roybatty

    Must have been an interesting Thanksgiving Dinner at Lot's house.

  • NameWithheld
    NameWithheld
    And the elder slept with her father though he was unaware of her coming to bed or her leaving

    Ha ha - BS! Unless they fed him some viagra to wake his whisky-d*&k up!

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    That was totally brilliant. I now hope that we will see more Bible stories presented this way....

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Mr. Moe,

    Excellent! I had never even given the story a second thought until now. 'Tis pretty sick though.

    Englishman.

  • truthseeker1
    truthseeker1

    Why isn't that in "my book of bible stories" or the one where the Genetalia is pierced with a spear...thats always a pleasent story.

    We should make a book, "My book of Bible porn" (or perhaps a movie....)

  • pettygrudger
    pettygrudger

    Too funny Moe (although extremely disgusting - not you - the bible. Don't think I can allow my children to read it)

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