Incest...The Biblical Thing To Do

by MrMoe 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    Dont forget folks, according to the fairy tale novel called the Bible, Lot received divine intervention (another miracle which has not happened again since the Bible was written, such occurrences ironically only happen in this book) and was spared when Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed and his wife was turned into a pillar of salt. (I mean cmon, do you REALLY believe this stuff?)

    So according to God. he was a righteous man for boinking his little girls, because he was blessed later. Maybe that is why and how JW pedophiles justify their actions.

    And to think, religious zealots look to the Bible for morality.

    Right.

    Thanks Moe.

    edited to add: truthseeker, I always enjoy that story too. People being murdered by having a spear rammed through their genitals. Such a moral story.

    Edited by - Reborn2002 on 27 November 2002 12:19:29

  • cornish
    cornish

    Some fundamentalists try to justify it by saying Lot was duped by drink.

    Hey,,,so after the first time with that terrible hungover afterwards,I mean it would be a really bad one if supposedly he couldnt remember a thing and didnt know what he was doing so he let himself get completely sloshed again and had the other daughter,what!

  • Solace
    Solace

    Moe!

    I agree, that is disgusting

    BTW, I hope your daughter didnt see you playing with her toys in that manner.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Moe, did you take those pictures? I though they were very well done. I bet you can't make 101 sexual positions using lego though!!!

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex
    he was unaware of her coming to bed or leaving.

    Ummmmmm, plot flaw. If you're that drunk, isn't that called unconsciousness? And if Lot were passed out, then how did he perform? Did they have Viagra back then?

  • shera
    shera

    UMMMMM,how would he be able to perform being that drunk...lol

  • Beans
    Beans

    Excellent work sister Moe!

    Does this apply here?

    *** Reference Bible Deuteronomy 22:22 ***

    22 "In case a man is found lying down with a woman owned by an owner, both of them must then die together, the man lying down with the woman and the woman. So you must clear away what is bad out of Israel.

    *** Reference Bible Deuteronomy 22:28-29 ***

    28 "In case a man finds a girl, a virgin who has not been engaged, and he actually seizes her and lies down with her , and they have been found out, 29 the man who lay down with her must also give the girl's father fifty silver shekels, and she will become his wife due to the fact that he humiliated her. He will not be allowed to divorce her all his days.

    *** Reference Bible Ezekiel 23:1-32 ***

    23 And the word of Jehovah proceeded to come to me, saying: 2 "Son of man, two women, the daughters of one mother, there happened to be. 3 And they began to prostitute themselves in Egypt. In their youth they committed prostitution. There their breasts were squeezed, and there they pressed the bosoms of their virginity. 4 And their names were Oho'lah the older one and Ohol'ibah her sister, and they came to be mine and began to give birth to sons and daughters. And as for their names, Oho'lah is Samar'ia, and Ohol'ibah is Jerusalem.

    5 "And Oho'lah began to prostitute herself, while subject to me, and kept lusting after those passionately loving her, after the Assyr'ians, who were near, 6 governors clothed with blue material, and deputy rulers-desirable young men all of them, cavalrymen riding horses. 7 And she continued giving forth her prostitutions upon them, the choicest sons of Assyr'ia all of them; and with all those after whom she lusted-with their dungy idols-she defiled herself. 8 And her prostitutions [carried] from Egypt she did not leave, for with her they had lain down in her youth, and they were the ones that pressed the bosoms of her virginity and they kept pouring out their immoral intercourse upon her. 9 Therefore I gave her into the hand of those passionately loving her, into the hand of the sons of Assyr'ia, toward whom she had lusted. 10 They were the ones that uncovered her nakedness. Her sons and her daughters they took, and her they killed even with sword. And she came to be infamy to women, and acts of judgment were what they executed upon her.

    11 "When her sister Ohol'ibah got to see [it], then she exercised her sensual desire more ruinously than she, and her prostitution more than the fornication of her sister. 12 For the sons of Assyr'ia she lusted, governors and deputy rulers who were near, clothed with perfect taste, cavalrymen riding horses-desirable young men all of them. 13 And I got to see that, because she had defiled herself, both of them had one way. 14 And she kept adding to her acts of prostitution when she got to see the men in carvings upon the wall, images of Chalde'ans carved in vermilion, 15 girded with belts on their hips, with pendant turbans on their heads, having the appearance of warriors, all of them, the likeness of the sons of Babylon, Chalde'ans as respects the land of their birth. 16 And she began to lust after them at the sight of her eyes and proceeded to send messengers to them in Chalde'a. 17 And the sons of Babylon kept coming in to her, to the bed of expressions of love, and defiling her with their immoral intercourse; and she continued getting defiled by them, and her soul began to turn away disgusted from them.

    18 "And she went on uncovering her acts of prostitution and uncovering her nakedness, so that my soul turned away disgusted from company with her, just as my soul had turned away disgusted from company with her sister. 19 And she kept multiplying her acts of prostitution to the point of calling to mind the days of her youth, when she prostituted herself in the land of Egypt. 20 And she kept lusting in the style of concubines belonging to those whose fleshly member is as the fleshly member of male asses and whose genital organ is as the genital organ of male horses. 21 And you continued calling attention to the loose conduct of your youth by the pressing of your bosoms from Egypt onward, for the sake of the breasts of your youth.

    22 "Therefore, O Ohol'ibah, this is what the Sovereign Lord Jehovah has said, 'Here I am rousing up your passionate lovers against you, those from whom your soul has turned away in disgust, and I will bring them in against you on all sides, 23 the sons of Babylon and all the Chalde'ans, Pe'kod and Sho'a and Ko'a, all the sons of Assyr'ia with them, desirable young men, governors and deputy rulers all of them, warriors and summoned ones, riding on horses, all of them. 24 And they must come in against you with rattling of war chariots and wheels, and with a congregation of peoples, with large shield and buckler and helmet. They will set themselves against you all around, and I will give judgment over to them, and they must judge you with their judgments. 25 And I will express my ardor against you, and they must take action against you in rage. Your nose and your ears they will remove, and the remainder of you will fall even by the sword. Your sons and your daughters they themselves will take, and the remainder of you will be devoured by the fire. 26 And they will certainly strip off you your garments and take away your beautiful articles. 27 And I shall actually cause your loose conduct to cease from you, and your prostitution [carried] from the land of Egypt; and you will not raise your eyes to them, and Egypt you will remember no more.'

    28 "For this is what the Sovereign Lord Jehovah has said, 'Here I am giving you into the hand of those whom you have hated, into the hand of those from whom your soul has turned away disgusted. 29 And they must take action against you in hatred and take away all your product of toil and leave you naked and nude; and the nudeness of your acts of fornication and your loose conduct and your acts of prostitution must be uncovered. 30 There will be a doing of these things to you because of your going like a prostitute after [the] nations, on account of the fact that you defiled yourself with their dungy idols. 31 In the way of your sister you have walked; and I shall have to give her cup into your hand.'

    32 "This is what the Sovereign Lord Jehovah has said, 'The cup of your sister you will drink, the deep and wide one. You will become an object of laughter and derision, [the cup] containing much. 33 With drunkenness and grief you will be filled, with the cup of astonishment and of desolation, the cup of your sister Samar'ia. 34 And you will have to drink it and drain [it] out, and its earthenware fragments you will gnaw, and your breasts you will tear out. "For I myself have spoken," is the utterance of the Sovereign Lord Jehovah.'

    Beans

    Canadian District Overbeer

    http://Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    i've got to start reading the scriptures(see above post) more. So i guess tthey did not have STD's around then?

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    No I didn't take those pictures, found them on a website. Pretty gross tho.

    2 points to ponder -

    If he was that drunk he would not be able to get it up - so he had to be aware he was doing his daughters.

    If the account is "false" then the bible is full of crap (which accounts are accurate etc.)

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