WT goofie phrases.

by Pepper 55 Replies latest jw friends

  • scotsman
    scotsman

    menfolk and womenfolk

    aargh!

  • rebel
    rebel

    "Is that scriptural? Would you watch that film/TV programme if Jesus was in the room?"

    "Pray to Jehovah to readjust your thinking....we have noticed you have been showing signs of spiritural weakness lately. Your husband will never be granted privileges if you continue with that worldly attitude......."

  • Pleasuredome
    Pleasuredome

    hang on a minute... would we be talking like this if Jesus was here?

  • bay64me
    bay64me

    What about those that are "coming along" ? ! ?

  • bay64me
    bay64me

    Or what about...."enjoyed your comment brother" ! ! !

    I also hated the fact that they would say "brothers" from the platform, when it was quite clear that they were meant to include the females in the audience too. That was so sexist!

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    rofl at PDome

    These are real goofie statements:

    "Brothers, what part are we playing in taking the good news about Jehovah's undeserved Kindness to deserving ones in the territory?"......huh

    "to'wit"

    "We are still waiting on the body to clarify that"

    Brummie

  • herself
    herself

    I'm still laughing about the hair on the teenager's upper lip getting him into the new system. LOL

    "Spiritally weak"

    "Spiritually low."

    "I hope sister so and so is listening to this talk."

    Oh and that "ones" thing bugged the hell outta me and still does. Those ones who believe...... yadda yadda yadda. Why not just say "Those who believe?" Where did that "ones" thing come from anyway? Oh excuse me, that was wording for God's people.

    And what's with that thing about the words from the platform come from God? HUH? Does God screw up? I don't think so.

    H.S.

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    Jehovah will take care of it His own time

    Do not jump ahead of the organization

    Sister, remember your place

    Be humble in the Lord

    It would be wise...

    the fine leadership

    Christian congregation

    everlasting life on a paradise earth

    bring your life into harmony with...

    united in worship

    immenent fulfillment of Bible prophesy

    Have you accepted that invitation?

    we must avoid divisive (demonic) influences

    sisters must be in subjection to their husbands

    do not have an independant spirit/attitude

    half-hearted/wholehearted

    the appointed time

    this wicked system of things

    prove yourself worthy

    listen to counsel

    accept discipline

    be careful not to stumble others

    blood-guilty

    keep close in mind

    yup and every single one of them is a way to control people.

    Specially coined phrases used by a group that outsiders would not understand are mind control techniques. They stop people from thinking clearly. With one or twoo words a whole concept is conveyed that requires no more thought on the part of the listener - just acceptance and mental shut-down

  • Francois
    Francois

    How 'bout, "Wasn't Bro xzy talk so inspiring, I really APPRECIATED that..."

    And MY ALL TIME FAVORITE "The World Empire of False Religion" of which the JWs are at the very top of the list for they indeed are Babylon the Great, the mother of harlots...

    Har.

    Edited by - francois on 7 December 2002 20:47:16

  • manon
    manon

    The new system of things

    The truth

    This is a sign of the great tribulation

    Armagedon can begin tomorrow

    Edited by - manon on 7 December 2002 21:12:29

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