WT goofie phrases. (page 5)

PurpleV

The Wheatlike ones...

Well, what's that? You gonna make bread with these people?

Satan's abyss

Ooh... chains and all... like a dungeon?? Whips too?

Spiritual Food at the proper time

What if I'm really hungry NOW?

The elder arrangement

Are they in size-order? Short to tall?

The utterance of Jehovah

What's an utterance?? Sounds nasty.

Fleshly brother

What's a fleshly?

The Jonadabs

What's a Jonadab??

Do Not Become Unevenly Yoked With Unbelievers

the Gentile Times

Do they mean Christmas and Easter?

Bible Trained Conscience

Gag

Keeping the organization clean

Hit the showers, everyone!

undercover

"...so, clearly then...." After every scripture read or point made.

"house over house" When walking door to door and we split up to cover more territory(get done quicker)

"headquarters" As when a visiting speaker from Bethel was in town, they would always refer to him as coming from "headquarters". I always wanted to ask if he was from heaven.

acsot

betweenworlds said:

"Brothers and sisters, please meet me in (insert scripture)"

An elder in a former congregation I was in would always use that phrase; I felt like we had to all walk up to the stage and read over his shoulder

cruzanheart said:

Happifying

That also drives me crazy!!!

Francois said:

Wasn't Bro xzy talk so inspiring, I really APPRECIATED that..."

Everyone always "appreciates" stuff: I really appreciated that comment; I appreciated that demonstration. Well, I appreciate getting a bonus at work, but this year it ain't gonna happen!

Another JW phrase: "eagerly anticipating"

They are always "eagerly anticipating" everything: the next talk on the assembly, the next magazine, the next CO visit, Armageddon (that's a really big "eagerly anticipating"

ApagaLaLuz

Sorry if this one's already been used but:

FOOD AT THE PROPER TIME......

as oppsed to what? Food at the inappropriate time?

Edited to say please disregard this post. Next time I'll pay more attention

Chevy of the 'is a dummy sometimes' class

Edited by - CHEVYSNTATS on 9 December 2002 16:57:45

blondie

It used to be "meat in due season."

Blondie

manon

Do you want everlasting life?

ScoobySnax

............as we join together, in singing song number.....< >

Edited by - ScoobySnax on 9 December 2002 18:14:46

ScoobySnax

SONG!!

Surreptitious

Acsot, you and I must think a bit alike! You've made some other posts that I agree with too.

I've always hated "happifying", "appreciated", and "ones". Especially "ones"! That drives me nuts! I always made a point of NEVER saying it in talks.

"Bees that were molested". Man is that a riot or what?? Every time we sing that, my wife and I just start laughing! We can't help it!

Pepper, that really cracks me up! "we offer this prayer through our reigning winger dinger, Jesus Christ. Amen."

TR

"I know it's not in the bible, but the faithful and discreet slave says....."

TR

WT goofie phrases.

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