Piercing Your Genitals Can Save Many Lives

by Funchback 14 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    Not only can it end diseases but it is also endorsed by God...

    Numbers 25:8: "Then he went after the man of Israel into the vaulted tent and pierced both of them through, the man of Israel and the woman through her genital parts. At that the scourge was halted from upon the sons of Israel."

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    See....maybe if we all followed the ancient laws like we were supposed to none of the bad stuff would happen.

    Sign me up!

  • back2dafront
    back2dafront

    wonder if anyone on this board has pierced genitals.

    not me, that's for sure.

    OUCH!!!!!!!!!

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    I used to have a pierced nipple...but that doesn't count, and yes, you're right-OUCH! Hahaha!

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    back2dafront...

    I'd be willing to bet some money that at least a few here have their genitals pierced (not me, though...LOL).

  • LB
    LB

    My knees slammed together just from reading the title of this thread.

  • TR
    TR

    Guess I'll go ahead and have that schlong reduction surgery.

    TR

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    owey.

  • Navigator
    Navigator

    That is one hell of a way to deal with an outbreak of "clap". Effective though.

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    Ask me where I hid the pearls - Go on ask me!

    Anyone spent time in Japan?

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