I dont know if this counts but I once had a friend who was shot in the penis with a shotgun. The doctor sent him to see a piccolo player. The thinking was that if the piccolo player could not mend it at least he could show my friend how to hold it.
I knew my piercings would pay off someday eheheh I would probably get cast out of the garden of Eden for posting them so you'll just have to take my word for it...or send an email request..*LOL*
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "Pierced Naughty Bits" class